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05-20-2022, 08:13 PM | #1 |
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Ever Google your full name?
Just for fun, I did.
I didn't know it, but I died last year.
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05-20-2022, 08:42 PM | #3 |
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I don't exist.
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05-20-2022, 09:44 PM | #8 |
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05-20-2022, 09:46 PM | #9 |
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I apparently have a son named Levon, who blows up cartoon balloons all day and sits on a porch swing watching them fly.....
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05-20-2022, 10:35 PM | #10 |
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My surname is the 2nd most common in the US (I believe). In the year I was born, my first name was the most common one for boys. So there are a lot of us out there. Security by obscurity. Or anonymity by commonness.
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05-21-2022, 12:53 AM | #11 |
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Wow, I'm quite a thing, I'm an actor, a professional soccer player and I produce some music.
I apparently died as well.
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05-21-2022, 09:05 AM | #14 |
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This is great. The first listing of my name was an American political scientist and political psychologist who died in 2017 at the age of 100. The second listing on Google is......ME! I'm famous I guess.
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05-21-2022, 12:04 PM | #16 |
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First result for my name on Google
'Expert in 'elastic security' whatever that means. My job description sounds like I'm responsible for ensuring underpants don't slide down as elastic is secure? |
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05-21-2022, 12:12 PM | #17 |
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My full name isn’t a common one, and I’m pleased to see that I cannot find anything about myself
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05-21-2022, 12:37 PM | #18 |
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Apparently, I am a Professor and quite the expert on Chinese history. Funny, I don't remember writing dozens of books but I do like lo mein. If you believe the internet, I'm also a high level leader of one of America's popular sports but I know that you can't believe everything you read.
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05-21-2022, 06:56 PM | #19 |
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My name is too unique and nobody looks like me either.
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The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation...It's bullsh*t. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal...Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy?
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05-22-2022, 10:30 AM | #20 |
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I am unique on Google.
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