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The Official: "Ask a Post Whore Anything" Thread
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01-06-2009, 08:40 PM | #1 |
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The Official: "Ask a Post Whore Anything" Thread
Being the excellent Post Whore that I am, I have decided to answer any questions you are embarrassed to ask in public. . . I will be consulting various "PWs" in the answering of your questions. No topic is taboo, and no question is Off-Topic.
Only rule is no homo.
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01-06-2009, 08:42 PM | #2 |
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01-06-2009, 08:56 PM | #4 | |
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two pump chump - A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation Personally, I have never in fact been a two pump chump, more like a seven or eight pump chump. Thank you for your excellent quesiton Kabalm18.
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01-06-2009, 08:58 PM | #5 |
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50056008932 Savings: 89006780034 honesty, is the best policy
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01-06-2009, 08:59 PM | #6 |
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if someone offered you 1 million dollars to fuck the ugliest girl ever, would you do it? Oh by the way, all your friends and family would find out.
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01-06-2009, 09:01 PM | #7 |
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~35 (plus or minus 7 or 8)
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I'd do it raw dog, take the money. . .buy her a new face. . .then show all my friends the hot chick I just banged.
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01-06-2009, 09:11 PM | #11 |
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The only thing official about DP (DarkPhantom) is that he loves man meat more then the average male.
But to answer your question. . .I indeed received approval from DP to add "Official" to the title, patent pending.
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01-06-2009, 09:12 PM | #12 |
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I will answer your question by asking a question. . .Who gives a sh*t? Good day sir.
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01-06-2009, 09:13 PM | #13 |
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01-06-2009, 09:16 PM | #14 |
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Are you a PWhore because ....?
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01-06-2009, 09:17 PM | #16 |
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You and DP were absent so I picked up the slack.
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01-06-2009, 09:20 PM | #17 |
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I am a PWhore because I have no friends in real life. . .and E60.net is too stuffy
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01-06-2009, 09:23 PM | #20 |
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Sir. . .please rephrase your sentence in question form.
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