F... my life !!

shipill · 01-31-2009, 10:07 AM

http://www.fmylife.com/

Scorpion · 01-31-2009, 10:20 AM

Lol can't read all those in one go , ganna have to bookmark it. Crazy stuff.

3lusive · 01-31-2009, 01:12 PM

LOL funny but depressing stories.

MCMLXXXIX · 01-31-2009, 01:50 PM

LOL wow. this is just like that treefingers site

Seminole · 01-31-2009, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Today, I thought I was giving a woman the orgasm of a lifetime until I realized that she was telling me to stop pulling her hair. FML

ChrisMT79 · 01-31-2009, 11:26 PM

"Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it."

Jammin Jason · 02-01-2009, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chrisalano22

"Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it."

haha FAIL!

Jammin Jason · 02-01-2009, 06:09 AM

"Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriends parents. The minute I told them I came from a German background, her little brother (age 7) yelled out and pointed at me HITLER! FML"

"Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML"

"Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML"

MCMLXXXIX · 02-01-2009, 12:36 PM

HAHAHA PWNEDDDDD

...

"Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML"

Jammin Jason · 02-02-2009, 02:05 AM

Best Site Ever! Fml.

01-31-2009, 10:07 AM	#1
shipill Major 454 Rep 1,292 Posts Drives: F10 528 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: East iTrader: (7)	F... my life !! http://www.fmylife.com/
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Scorpion Major 180 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	Lol can't read all those in one go , ganna have to bookmark it. Crazy stuff.
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3lusive Captain 23 Rep 959 Posts Drives: 2013 MINI JCW Hardtop Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA iTrader: (8)	LOL funny but depressing stories.
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MCMLXXXIX wat 241 Rep 3,406 Posts Drives: a gr3at whit3 5hark Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Oct 2008 iTrader: (0)	LOL wow. this is just like that treefingers site __________________ 2012 Toyota Highlander SE - PAST - 2008 e92 335i, 2006 e90 325i
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ChrisMT79 Lieutenant Colonel 374 Rep 1,517 Posts Drives: 2015 F80 M3- Alpine White Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Everywhere iTrader: (6)	"Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it."
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Jammin Jason We run LA 109 Rep 352 Posts Drives: Slow E90 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Socal iTrader: (0) Garage List 06 E90 [0.00]	"Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriends parents. The minute I told them I came from a German background, her little brother (age 7) yelled out and pointed at me HITLER! FML" "Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML" "Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML" __________________ HATERS GONNA HATE
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MCMLXXXIX wat 241 Rep 3,406 Posts Drives: a gr3at whit3 5hark Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Oct 2008 iTrader: (0)	HAHAHA PWNEDDDDD ... "Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML" __________________ 2012 Toyota Highlander SE - PAST - 2008 e92 335i, 2006 e90 325i
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02-02-2009, 02:05 AM	#10
Jammin Jason We run LA 109 Rep 352 Posts Drives: Slow E90 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Socal iTrader: (0) Garage List 06 E90 [0.00]	Best Site Ever! Fml. __________________ HATERS GONNA HATE
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