[darkphantom]

01[01:17] <~DarkPhantom> RAWR
[01:23] <%highspliff> lol
01[01:53] <~DarkPhantom> go to bed
03[01:53] * DarkPhantom is now known as DP|asleep
01[01:53] <~DP|asleep> fox, we'll set you up the bomb
01[01:53] <~DP|asleep> you'll see
01[02:15] <~DP|asleep> muahahhahahaha
01[02:15] <~DP|asleep> So for those of you asleep, I'll tell you a story, one you can read when you wake
01[02:16] <~DP|asleep> There once was a boy in the forest of riddlescott
01[02:16] <~DP|asleep> His name, richard
01[02:16] <~DP|asleep> richard was a boy from a poor family
01[02:16] <~DP|asleep> he worked hard day and night
01[02:16] <~DP|asleep> with his grandfather
01[02:16] <~DP|asleep> his parents were murdered when he was a child by thieves
01[02:17] <~DP|asleep> his aspirations were that to become a knight, and put an end to those who did wrong
01[02:17] <~DP|asleep> unfornately, knights in those days had to come from a well respected family
01[02:17] <~DP|asleep> unfortunately, richard wasn't from one.
01[02:17] <~DP|asleep> One day, as richard walked through the woods, there came a strange sound from a tree
01[02:18] <~DP|asleep> as he approached this tree, he noticed it was a large
01[02:18] <~DP|asleep> brown as the barren dirt of the land he worked on
01[02:18] <~DP|asleep> the leaves, green as dew of spring
01[02:18] <~DP|asleep> the tree was large
01[02:22] <~DP|asleep> quite larger than the surround trees
01[02:22] <~DP|asleep> as he leaned over to see where the sound was coming from
01[02:22] <~DP|asleep> he saw a crevice
01[02:23] <~DP|asleep> as he veered into this crevice, he saw a sparkle
01[02:23] <~DP|asleep> a glint of light, gold as the sun
01[02:23] <~DP|asleep> blinded by the light the boy fell back
01[02:23] <~DP|asleep> only to find himself tumbling down a narrow passage
01[02:24] <~DP|asleep> leaves and rocks broke his fall as his tumble continued
01[02:24] <~DP|asleep> each roll scraped by a branch on his body
01[02:24] <~DP|asleep> after a few tumbles, the boy finally landed on what seemed to be a small pond
01[02:24] <~DP|asleep> surprisingly, resting at the roots of the great oak
01[02:24] <~DP|asleep> he slowly got up as he recovered from the tremeltuous tumble
01[02:25] <~DP|asleep> There it was again!
01[02:25] <~DP|asleep> The glint of gold
01[02:25] <~DP|asleep> yet this time, he was not blinded
01[02:25] <~DP|asleep> he slowly recovered himself and stepped into the shallow pond to get a closer look
01[02:26] <~DP|asleep> He found the light embedded within the roots of the great oak
01[02:26] <~DP|asleep> he was in waist deep water now
01[02:26] <~DP|asleep> and could not go any further
01[02:26] <~DP|asleep> the fog had started to set in and visibility was begining to fade
01[02:27] <~DP|asleep> he stuck his hand within the roots trying to grab the glint of gold
01[02:27] <~DP|asleep> Alas! He had struck something in his grasp
[02:27] <+SS|asleep> then a huge monsters appeared an started raping him in the ass
[02:27] <+SS|asleep> oh oh said the little boy
01[02:27] <~DP|asleep> Unfortunately, the poor boy was so startled by the monster, he lost his grip
01[02:28] <~DP|asleep> he ran back to his mother where she said, "Small Soldier, what did I tell you about getting raped up the ass?"
01[02:28] <~DP|asleep> bwahaha
[02:28] <+SS|asleep> lol
[02:28] <+SS|asleep> ahahahahaha
01[02:28] <~DP|asleep> This was his guardian mother as his real parents were no longer by his side
01[02:28] <~DP|asleep> Smalls aka Richard was saddened by his wasted day
01[02:28] <~DP|asleep> and was aching with pain
01[02:29] <~DP|asleep> "Damn that monster" he cried
01[02:29] <~DP|asleep> "My ass really hurts!"
01[02:29] <~DP|asleep> hahaha
[02:29] <+SS|asleep> lol
[02:29] <+SS|asleep> rorlmao
01[02:29] <~DP|asleep> He knew what he had to do, so he went to the best blacksmith as said,"you there! Make me a good boot to cover my ass"
01[02:30] <~DP|asleep> The blacksmith worked hard and long knowing that the boy had been penetrated by the demon monster in the great oak
01[02:30] <~DP|asleep> he wanted to insure that the boy was protected the next time he met the beast, so he used a double-plated iron weld to insure that the monster could not reach him
01[02:30] <~DP|asleep> ........to be continued...........
01[02:30] <~DP|asleep> tomorrow
01[02:30] <~DP|asleep> haha
01[02:30] <~DP|asleep> later smalls
[02:31] <+SS|asleep> later
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> remember, you're the star of the show
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> so be prepared to continue tomorrow
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> rofl
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> we'll see what the room has to say about this
[02:31] <+SS|asleep> got up to get a glass of water and saw this shit
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> hahahaha
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> copy pasta ftw
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> I'll make a new thread
[02:31] <+SS|asleep> lol
01[02:31] <~DP|asleep> "what you missed last night"
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> hmmm
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> maybe not
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> lol
[02:32] <+SS|asleep> tears came out my eyes from laughing so hard
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> I thought these people were lurking
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> but apparently, these fools aren't that pro
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> haha
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> they'll get a good laugh in the morning
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> =P
[02:32] <+SS|asleep> peace
01[02:32] <~DP|asleep> nite man
01[02:35] <~DP|asleep> .......and so the legend of the water horse continued!
03[03:22] * SmallSoldier (~francisco@daIRC-6D2B81FB.mia.bellsouth.net) has joined #bimmerpost

that's just one instance....

Join the chatroom to find out!

[kabalm18]

Originally Posted by darkphantom

that's just one instance....

Join the chatroom to find out!

[GreenThree]

What goes on in the chatroom after you fall asleep?

FAP FAP FAP

[darkphantom]

lol, that isn't necessarily limited to after....it can be before too...haha if you see what's posted at times o_O

[FOXYCaymanS]

Originally Posted by darkphantom

lol, that isn't necessarily limited to after....it can be before too...haha if you see what's posted at times o_O

Our chats are so much more EFFED up then that. Even though, this proves your insanity....

[darkphantom]

^hey, I made the story for you punks, and this is the thanks I get?? I'm not continuing it anymore!

[kabalm18]

Someone just fapped in the chatroom! I'm not mentioning any names.

[GAM3OVR85]

i need to get back to the chatroom haha

[FOXYCaymanS]

Originally Posted by got psi

Chat room is too crazy!!! Between all the jokes, stories and me posting silly pix, we will take over the world!

You're barley in there anymore... unlike how it was when you were banned from HERE.

[aut0sh0cker]

this is insane

[darkphantom]

haha, can we make this the chatroom thread #2?

[BMW F22]

dude Kabalm- what is up with your sig?? lol

[FOXYCaymanS]

I was expecting an update from DP & Smalls this morning, and random inputs from Andy.... are you guys slacking while we're sleeping?!?!

[Scorpion]

LMFAO good one, I need to get on at those time. All the crazy stuff happens then lol.

[kabalm18]

Originally Posted by BMW E90

dude Kabalm- what is up with your sig?? lol

It's what happens if you dont join the chatroom!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by kabalm18

Someone just fapped in the chatroom! I'm not mentioning any names.

texas 2 pump...

[methodtim]

I'll only join if you promise me ops.

[kabalm18]

Originally Posted by methodtim

I'll only join if you promise me ops.

Yeah, me too! I want ops!

[FOXYCaymanS]

Originally Posted by got psi

+1 for kabalm !

no1 deserves it more than him. Not even me

You deserve something?

[Scorpion]

Anyone ganna jump in the chatroom right now? lol

[kabalm18]

Originally Posted by FOXYone

You deserve something?

Don't make me kick you in the knee caps!

[FOXYCaymanS]

Originally Posted by kabalm18

Don't make me kick you in the knee caps!

Hey Smartie.... I wasn't saying YOU I was saying PSI.

LOL nice way to get offensive though