Yo Mamma

DesiGUY · 02-09-2009, 12:36 PM

This thread is dedicated to Yo Momma.
Lets see how creative you guys can get.

let me start with something simple, but sure is overlooked.

Yo Momma is so fat that she is ugly!

c0nstant · 02-09-2009, 01:18 PM

yo mommas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

E86S54 · 02-09-2009, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DesiGUY

This thread is dedicated to Yo Momma.
Lets see how creative you guys can get.

let me start with something simple, but sure is overlooked.

Yo Momma is so fat that she is ugly!

thats horrible

Tondtar · 02-09-2009, 01:22 PM

Yo Mamma is so dumb that she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish Holiday!

(Jacked from some movie ...can't remember which one

)

endofanera7 · 02-09-2009, 01:24 PM

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked pass my tv, I missed 3 shows... from yo mama

Tondtar · 02-09-2009, 01:25 PM

Yo Momma is so fat that when she dances to the music on the radio, the record skips at the radio station

Scorpion · 02-09-2009, 04:00 PM

yo mamma so fat that she thought the vcr was her beeper

Tondtar · 02-09-2009, 04:11 PM

Yo Momma is so fat that when your dad slaps her ass saying goodbye on his way to work it keeps on jiggling until he comes back home 12 hours later !!

Rick · 02-09-2009, 04:14 PM

Yo Momma so fat that when she get on a scale it say, "To be continued."

Blake · 02-09-2009, 04:18 PM

yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs

Rick · 02-09-2009, 04:26 PM

Yo Momma so fat that when she broke her leg, gravy fell out.

Robin_NL · 02-09-2009, 04:28 PM

Yo mamma is so fat flight 1549 could have landed on her a$$.

Rick · 02-09-2009, 04:34 PM

Yo Momma so fat that when she go to KFC, she ask for the bucket on the roof.

Sedan_Clan · 02-09-2009, 04:45 PM

Yo momma is so fat that she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Blake · 02-09-2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick

Yo Momma so fat that when she go to KFC, she ask for the bucket on the roof.

yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

smartys · 02-09-2009, 05:02 PM

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is EQUATOR

smartys · 02-09-2009, 05:04 PM

Yo momma's so fat, when she wears Malcolm X jackets, helicopters land on her BACK

Rick · 02-09-2009, 05:06 PM

Yo Momma so poor that she went to McDonald's to put a milkshake on layaway.

Tondtar · 02-09-2009, 06:07 PM

Yo Mama is so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

NoKids · 02-09-2009, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

Yo Momma so fat that when she broke her leg, gravy fell out.

i prefer, yo momma so fat she bleeds ragu

Rick · 02-09-2009, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by NoKids

i prefer, yo momma so fat she bleeds ragu

oh yeah i forgot about that one... i prefer it as well.

radix · 02-09-2009, 08:07 PM

Yo mama so ugly she makes people say "damn you're ugly."

Is this WIN?!?

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