FML postings

Spoolin335 · 02-13-2009, 12:56 PM

hahaha found this thread off another forum with this website.
has tons of funny day to day life stories that ppl post.

http://www.fmylife.com/

"Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML"

"Today, when my boyfriend and I were lying in bed, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble"."

"Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML"

endofanera7 · 02-13-2009, 01:20 PM

I Remember this...

Tondtar · 02-13-2009, 01:25 PM

from a prEvious ..

Spoolin335 · 02-13-2009, 01:33 PM

REPOST TRAIN IS NOW BROKEN!!

continue on with you laughs.. lol

krote345 · 02-13-2009, 02:46 PM

"Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML"

"Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigg*r." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML" <--probably B.S.

"Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML"

"Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML"

balance · 02-13-2009, 05:22 PM

lol theres some really unlucky people out there

Razzy · 02-13-2009, 08:40 PM

"Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

.:bHd:. · 02-13-2009, 08:51 PM

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

lmfao

.:bHd:. · 02-13-2009, 09:30 PM

lol i have one but too lazy to post it on that site. I was having sex with my ex a while ago and she screamed "omg, that feels soo good dad."

TK-421 · 02-13-2009, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by .:bHd:.

lol i have one but too lazy to post it on that site. I was having sex with my ex a while ago and she screamed "omg, that feels soo good dad."

stooken · 02-13-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoolin335

hahaha found this thread off another forum with this website.
has tons of funny day to day life stories that ppl post.

http://www.fmylife.com/

"Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML"

"Today, when my boyfriend and I were lying in bed, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble"."

"Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML"

i love that site.

umm.. can i get a full size pic of your avatar? LOL!

TK-421 · 02-13-2009, 10:37 PM

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

BillLee · 02-13-2009, 10:44 PM

here's one i posted.
Today, my girlfriend told her grandma that she lost her virginity to me.....she's slept with two other guys before me. FML

02-13-2009, 12:56 PM	#1
Spoolin335 Justin Herass 355 Rep 1,205 Posts Drives: X6M / M3 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada iTrader: (7) Garage List 2015 BMW M3 [0.00] 2012 Audi TTRS [10.00] 2012 BMW X6M [9.00] 2007 BMW 335i [9.00]	FML postings - will make you laugh! hahaha found this thread off another forum with this website. has tons of funny day to day life stories that ppl post. http://www.fmylife.com/ "Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML" "Today, when my boyfriend and I were lying in bed, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble"." "Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML"
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02-13-2009, 01:20 PM	#2
endofanera7 Major General 533 Rep 5,389 Posts Drives: 08 JB E92 M3 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (16) Garage List 2018 Porsche GT3 [9.50]	I Remember this...
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Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1137 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	from a prEvious ..
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02-13-2009, 01:33 PM	#4
Spoolin335 Justin Herass 355 Rep 1,205 Posts Drives: X6M / M3 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada iTrader: (7) Garage List 2015 BMW M3 [0.00] 2012 Audi TTRS [10.00] 2012 BMW X6M [9.00] 2007 BMW 335i [9.00]	REPOST TRAIN IS NOW BROKEN!! continue on with you laughs.. lol
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02-13-2009, 02:46 PM	#5
krote345 Second Lieutenant 30 Rep 230 Posts Drives: '08 e90 328i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Northern NJ iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 E90 [0.00]	"Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML" "Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "niggr." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML" <--probably B.S. "Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML" "Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML" __________________ Jet Black, 6MT, CW Pkg, PS, iPod, Style 189 Wheels*
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02-13-2009, 05:22 PM	#6
balance Colonel 125 Rep 2,090 Posts Drives: F32 435i Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: OC iTrader: (6) Garage List 2014 BMW [0.00]	lol theres some really unlucky people out there __________________
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02-13-2009, 08:40 PM	#7
Razzy Lieutenant 262 Rep 509 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ontario, Canada iTrader: (0)	"Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML
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02-13-2009, 08:51 PM	#8
.:bHd:. Major 358 Rep 1,149 Posts Drives: E92 335i MT Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: So Cal iTrader: (0)	Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML lmfao __________________
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02-13-2009, 09:30 PM	#9
.:bHd:. Major 358 Rep 1,149 Posts Drives: E92 335i MT Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: So Cal iTrader: (0)	lol i have one but too lazy to post it on that site. I was having sex with my ex a while ago and she screamed "omg, that feels soo good dad." __________________
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02-13-2009, 10:37 PM	#12
TK-421 Registered Sex Offender 597 Rep 4,757 Posts Drives: E46 M3 \| 1JZ S13 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tampa, FL iTrader: (0)	Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML __________________ Stop putting stuff like painted reflectors and premium package in your signature. You're embarrassing.
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02-13-2009, 10:44 PM	#13
BillLee Major General 706 Rep 5,382 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: HTX iTrader: (21) Garage List 09 E92 M3 [9.00]	here's one i posted. Today, my girlfriend told her grandma that she lost her virginity to me.....she's slept with two other guys before me. FML __________________ Follow me on instagram: billy.by
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