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      04-12-2009, 02:36 PM   #1
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Detailer with 25 years of experience is let loose on a Bentley. epic fail.



it's self explanatory....
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      04-12-2009, 03:54 PM   #2
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He won't be detailing my car anytime soon..
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This has to be a joke right??? Detailing a Bentley with 409??
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That's a awesome idea! Spry the inside of my car with a hose and 409, why didn't I think of that?

If the guy had a bucket of wet sand I would say he's the guy that detailed my car at the BMW shop.
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drive thru car wash with "brushes" would be preferred to this !!!!
epic fail on multiple levels, OMG !!!
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What a plonker.
"Use your hand like this and stuff it in the cracks"
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It's a joke video!!!
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      04-13-2009, 05:22 PM   #15
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It's a joke video!!!
i dont think this is a joke, the guy has a series of video on youtube.
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plus why would you use a bentley as the joke prop
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plus why would you use a bentley as the joke prop
Unless it's not really 409 in that bottle. But like others have said, this guy has a series of videos so a prank would be out of place.
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pretty much that!
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WoW. Im speechless.

The way he was spraying water all over the interior made baby jesus cry.
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FMINUS is going to shit his pants when he realizes he can replace all of the following with 409...haha...
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FMINUS is going to shit his pants when he realizes he can replace all of the following with 409...haha...


ProClean ftl.


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It wasn't a joke, that guy is just an assclown.
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