F My Life

sd390r · 04-13-2009, 01:17 AM

Funny ass website lol

http://www.fmylife.com/

AllydNYC · 04-13-2009, 01:42 AM

Lol, nice find.

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Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

sd390r · 04-13-2009, 01:49 AM

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Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months asked me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finished explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline and I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML

haha

Mazen · 04-13-2009, 01:50 AM

made my day

Bimmer Nerd · 04-13-2009, 01:51 AM

LMFAO !!! funny shit, bookmarked. this is my fav so far

""""" Today, I was cuddling with the guy I like. I looked into his eyes and said, "Your eyes are so blue, like the ocean." He replied by saying, "Your eyes are so brown... like my shit". FML """"

sd390r · 04-13-2009, 01:51 AM

Today, first day of my new job. During, the break, my boss asks me about my age. I am 18. She answers that she was my age thirty years ago. Like my mother!, I say. She doesn't seem to understand. You are 48, like my mother!, I repeat. Embarassing silence. She was my age thirtEEN years ago... FML

xVeNoMx · 04-13-2009, 02:27 AM

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Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

haha that one had me crackin up

sd390r · 04-13-2009, 02:40 AM

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML

lol

xVeNoMx · 04-13-2009, 02:44 AM

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Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML

BoostedCosta · 04-13-2009, 07:56 AM

my ex showed me this site
MAD funny

MyE92 · 04-13-2009, 08:17 AM

its funny that you mentioned this site. I was out with my friends on Friday, and one of this just happen to mention this site.

Pretty funny site.

jeveryday · 04-13-2009, 08:32 AM

HA

Fresh330 · 04-13-2009, 09:08 AM

The site isn't allowed at my work
FML

xVeNoMx · 04-13-2009, 11:42 AM

yea a friend of mine showed it but when she is around it is hard to read cause she always outburst laughing in my ear

Tegs4tugs · 04-13-2009, 12:03 PM

Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML

danniexi · 04-13-2009, 12:44 PM

lol. i love this site... bookmarked into my iphone (site is blocked at work). It's a great read when you're takin a dump in the stall with nothing to read... great time killer.

dzenno · 04-13-2009, 01:13 PM

for those of you with an iPhone, f-MyLife is in the app store

DrunkOnJ20 · 04-13-2009, 01:16 PM

Funny stuff.

Sal@AUTOcouture · 04-13-2009, 02:20 PM

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Today as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying "Will you marry me?", she answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML

lol

3pete3the5greekI · 04-13-2009, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by dzenno

for those of you with an iPhone, f-MyLife is in the app store

nice!!!!!!!

sd390r · 04-14-2009, 01:32 AM

good find @ the ap haha

04-13-2009, 01:17 AM	#1
sd390r Lieutenant Colonel 63 Rep 1,654 Posts Drives: AW M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: North Jersey iTrader: (9) Garage List 2008 E90 335i [0.00]	F My Life Funny ass website lol http://www.fmylife.com/
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04-13-2009, 01:50 AM	#4
Mazen First Lieutenant 8 Rep 380 Posts Drives: e90 330i Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fort Lee, NJ iTrader: (3) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	made my day
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04-13-2009, 01:51 AM	#5
Bimmer Nerd Major General 525 Rep 7,783 Posts Drives: 6MT F80 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (12)	LMFAO !!! funny shit, bookmarked. this is my fav so far """"" Today, I was cuddling with the guy I like. I looked into his eyes and said, "Your eyes are so blue, like the ocean." He replied by saying, "Your eyes are so brown... like my shit". FML """"
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sd390r Lieutenant Colonel 63 Rep 1,654 Posts Drives: AW M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: North Jersey iTrader: (9) Garage List 2008 E90 335i [0.00]	Today, first day of my new job. During, the break, my boss asks me about my age. I am 18. She answers that she was my age thirty years ago. Like my mother!, I say. She doesn't seem to understand. You are 48, like my mother!, I repeat. Embarassing silence. She was my age thirtEEN years ago... FML
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04-13-2009, 07:56 AM	#10
BoostedCosta SUPERMAN 125 Rep 3,171 Posts Drives: AW e90 335i M-Sport Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: nj iTrader: (6)	my ex showed me this site MAD funny __________________ MODS: JB3 18ohm \| AR Design Catlles Downpipes \| CDV Delete \| Clutch Masters FX400 \| ZEX Nitrous Kit \| Devils Own Methonal Kit \| VMR V701 (Matte Black) \| H&r Race Springs\| BMW Perf Grilles\|
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04-13-2009, 08:17 AM	#11
MyE92 El Presidente 280 Rep 6,961 Posts Drives: your mom wild. Join Date: May 2007 Location: NJ iTrader: (24)	its funny that you mentioned this site. I was out with my friends on Friday, and one of this just happen to mention this site. Pretty funny site.
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04-13-2009, 08:32 AM	#12
jeveryday Colonel 81 Rep 2,335 Posts Drives: 2012 535i xDrive Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Long Island, New York iTrader: (6)	HA
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04-13-2009, 09:08 AM	#13
Fresh330 It is what it is 21 Rep 303 Posts Drives: '06 330xi Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Central NJ iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	The site isn't allowed at my work FML
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04-13-2009, 11:42 AM	#14
xVeNoMx Private First Class 36 Rep 190 Posts Drives: e90 M3 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NY iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 e90 M3 [0.00]	yea a friend of mine showed it but when she is around it is hard to read cause she always outburst laughing in my ear __________________ 2016 Cayenne GTS 2011.75 e90 M3 IB/Black - Akra Evo, Ess tune, Volk Racing G2 19", iND cosmetic package, MS pulley and intake, KW S/O kit Gone- 2009 335xi BSM/SB 2010 R8 v10 Suzuka Grey/Tuscan Brown
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04-13-2009, 12:03 PM	#15
Tegs4tugs First Lieutenant 13 Rep 390 Posts Drives: BMW E90 33?i \| 90 Integra B20 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Westchester County, NY iTrader: (1)	Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML __________________ \|33?i e90\|Platinum Silver black leather w aluminum trim\|6spd\|Sport\|Premium\|Mtec v3\|Rockford Fosgate System\| \|2015 Lexus IS250 AWD\|Pearl White w Tan int\|Premium\|Navi\| \|2000 integra DC4\|Silver Gray int\|5spd\|B20 Motor\|
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04-13-2009, 12:44 PM	#16
danniexi Brigadier General 3252 Rep 4,445 Posts Drives: 2022 F97 X3M Comp LCI Join Date: May 2008 Location: NJ/NY iTrader: (15) Garage List 2022 BMW X3M Compet ... [10.00] 2016 BMW F80 M3 [10.00]	lol. i love this site... bookmarked into my iphone (site is blocked at work). It's a great read when you're takin a dump in the stall with nothing to read... great time killer. __________________ BMW MY22 F97 X3MC LCI - CURRENT BUILD THREAD\| Instagram: @danniexi BMW MY16 F80 M3 - GONE BMW MY08 E92 335XI - GONE BMW MY06 E46 325XI - GONE
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04-13-2009, 01:13 PM	#17
dzenno Banned 286 Rep 5,876 Posts Drives: Join Date: Feb 2006 iTrader: (1)	for those of you with an iPhone, f-MyLife is in the app store
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04-13-2009, 01:16 PM	#18
DrunkOnJ20 Major General 67 Rep 6,146 Posts Drives: RIP E90 :( Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: West Coast iTrader: (0)	Funny stuff.
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04-14-2009, 01:32 AM	#21
sd390r Lieutenant Colonel 63 Rep 1,654 Posts Drives: AW M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: North Jersey iTrader: (9) Garage List 2008 E90 335i [0.00]	good find @ the ap haha
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