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      04-29-2009, 07:39 PM   #1
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***The 10 e90post Commandments***

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the e90Post 10 Post Commandments

1) Thou shall not countdown
2) Thou shall not snitch.
3) Thou shall not post 'I can't believe you've done this' in any thread under any circumstances.
4) Thou shall not put a picture of pedobear in thou sig!
5) Thou shall not photoshop other members onto broke back photos
6) Thou shall not follow the path of the flamboyant kyle
7) Thou shall not make nasty tags
8) Thou shall not put the keyboard on the top shelf where Jerry can noth reach
9) Thou shall not host a BBQ without inviting Leo and his wife to cook
10) Thou shall not give the look to another member of the same sex

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All bow down to Jer....i mean Moses
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this is "Sticky" material right here
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All bow down to Jer....i mean Moses
i betcha no one noticed that
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i betcha no one noticed that
so subtle, so sneaky and SO NASTY
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everyone needs to nominate it for thread of the month, this needs to be on the front page!!!!
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everyone needs to nominate it for thread of the month, this needs to be on the front page!!!!
how does one do that B?
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how does one do that B?
on the top of the thread click on "bimmerpost submissions"
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lolol @ #3
#8's my favorite
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#8's my favorite
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hahaha you pretty much asked for it

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