Top Reasons To Date A Pilot

GreekMaverick · 10-04-2009, 04:25 PM

We have extensive training

We make smooth precision approaches

We get up and stay up for hours

We never resign. If we do we crash

We know how to push all the right buttons

We use crew resource management

We have good hand - eye coordination

We can go upside down, right side up, and all around

A little turbulence makes things interesting

Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren't just the 4 cycles of an engine

We can go with or without seeing (VFR vs IFR)

We like to go fast

High thrust capabilities

We know a bunch of different manuevers

We know all the fun places

High manifold pressure and high RPM make for a good climb

Unusual attitudes are fun (angles/position not moods)

Mile high club

Commercially rated pilots have more experience and do it better.

Oh yeah, We're Pilots. Nuff said.
Kick the tires and light the fires. Owe!

guardianangel3290 · 10-04-2009, 04:31 PM

pilot jokes... really bro

m3pare · 10-04-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by guardianangel3290

pilot jokes... really bro

quagmire · 10-04-2009, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by guardianangel3290

pilot jokes... really bro

Don't be hating. Being a pilot is awesome.

GreekMaverick · 10-04-2009, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by guardianangel3290

pilot jokes... really bro

Being one I though it was a funny list.

TiAg335i · 10-04-2009, 06:21 PM

these "top reasons to date a..." jokes are really lame.

pmeloche · 10-04-2009, 07:38 PM

Building flight simulators, I now know that current pilots run on the reputation of the previous generation of pilots who actually had to fly airplanes. Now, it' s all automated and the planes are run by autopilots practically all the way. Pilots are now more managers than actual pilots.

Bimmer-Pilot · 10-04-2009, 08:22 PM

Not for me I'm a helicopter pilot....No autopilot

RedGT3 · 10-04-2009, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pmeloche

Building flight simulators, I now know that current pilots run on the reputation of the previous generation of pilots who actually had to fly airplanes. Now, it' s all automated and the planes are run by autopilots practically all the way. Pilots are now more managers than actual pilots.

This is the way I like it. it gives me more time to read the news paper a do other things

blue2fire · 10-04-2009, 09:08 PM

The FAA's been through us already.

Bols · 10-07-2009, 05:04 PM

i'm not a pilot but a friend of me let me fly in his piper for a while and did some G evoking tricks , I've allways loved planes & helicopters , but damn it's pretty fun

Except ofcourse for the dude in the backseat, was his first time flying and practicing stalls really freaked him out lol

JB991 · 10-07-2009, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by pmeloche

Building flight simulators, I now know that current pilots run on the reputation of the previous generation of pilots who actually had to fly airplanes. Now, it' s all automated and the planes are run by autopilots practically all the way. Pilots are now more managers than actual pilots.

As a controller, I couldn't agree more.

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GreekMaverick El Greco Capitan 327 Rep 1,051 Posts Drives: ///N54 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Wellington, FL iTrader: (1)	Top Reasons To Date A Pilot We have extensive training We make smooth precision approaches We get up and stay up for hours We never resign. If we do we crash We know how to push all the right buttons We use crew resource management We have good hand - eye coordination We can go upside down, right side up, and all around A little turbulence makes things interesting Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren't just the 4 cycles of an engine We can go with or without seeing (VFR vs IFR) We like to go fast High thrust capabilities We know a bunch of different manuevers We know all the fun places High manifold pressure and high RPM make for a good climb Unusual attitudes are fun (angles/position not moods) Mile high club Commercially rated pilots have more experience and do it better. Oh yeah, We're Pilots. Nuff said. Kick the tires and light the fires. Owe! __________________ No, it's not new. It got 150.000+ miles on it
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Bols Captain 238 Rep 982 Posts Drives: F36 AW 6MT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Belgium iTrader: (0)	i'm not a pilot but a friend of me let me fly in his piper for a while and did some G evoking tricks , I've allways loved planes & helicopters , but damn it's pretty fun Except ofcourse for the dude in the backseat, was his first time flying and practicing stalls really freaked him out lol
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