Which Way To Die?????????????

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-16-2009, 11:50 PM

EDIT ABOUT THE DART OPTION:

The spectators can stand wherever they like.

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-16-2009, 11:56 PM

Man, now that I look at it, the nuts one is the easy way out, dammit.

MCMLXXXIX · 11-16-2009, 11:58 PM

i think the harvesting organs one would be easier. youre paralyzed so you wont feel a thing

c0nstant · 11-17-2009, 12:01 AM

is this the new, unofficial potd?

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-17-2009, 12:01 AM

But, if you're paralyzed, then there's nothing you can do about it. Can't get up and run away?

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-17-2009, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jh valley

is this the new, unofficial potd?

No, just my midnight ambien snack.

Year's_End · 11-17-2009, 12:04 AM

You have a weird mind.

Noc57 · 11-17-2009, 12:06 AM

Think I'll take my chances with the drunks on the football field.

Some douche would probably end up hitting me in the eye or something.....

BRING IT!

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-17-2009, 12:07 AM

LOL, yes it's weird, but I prefer to use the term creative. Ad copywriters generally aren't the most normal of the pack. How else do you think we unknowingly persuade you to buy hot dogs and boats?

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-17-2009, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikkahtropolis

You have a weird mind.

But I love you.

This one might be a close one!

BMdblU · 11-17-2009, 12:25 AM

And you're female!? WTF

MCMLXXXIX · 11-17-2009, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

But, if you're paralyzed, then there's nothing you can do about it. Can't get up and run away?

well no you cant run, because youre going to die with either of the choices, so id rather have a "falling asleep" numbing experience and not feel a thing lol

my stomach hurts now

shark is taking the lead! so scary

choicez · 11-17-2009, 12:36 AM

You must be wild in bed.

c0nstant · 11-17-2009, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choicez

You must be wild in bed.

tribadism = hot.

sokdo · 11-17-2009, 01:22 AM

I'll take my chances with the darts. No way more than 10-15 darts are going to hit me since people prob can't throw darts worth a damn from the stands ( if this is what you meant ) onto the field. Even if I get hit, I dont think it'll be enough to even pierce skin and if it does, prob won't go more than 3-4 mm.

edit also this one:

consume a ton of alcohol then consume fire which burns you from the inside out of your stomach, eventually charring the inside linings of your stomach before it eventually ruptures and you slowly drown in your own stomach acid all the meanwhile suffocating on the smoke that's been coming out of stomach.

Noc57 · 11-17-2009, 01:28 AM

There's some F'ed up people in this thread.....

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-17-2009, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sokdo

I'll take my chances with the darts. No way more than 10-15 darts are going to hit me since people prob can't throw darts worth a damn from the stands ( if this is what you meant ) onto the field. Even if I get hit, I dont think it'll be enough to even pierce skin and if it does, prob won't go more than 3-4 mm.

edit also this one:

consume a ton of alcohol then consume fire which burns you from the inside out of your stomach, eventually charring the inside linings of your stomach before it eventually ruptures and you slowly drown in your own stomach acid all the meanwhile suffocating on the smoke that's been coming out of stomach.

OK, I'm going to edit the dart 1:

11-17-2009, 02:17 AM

Hi guys,

I am going to some another view, I want to go on world tour before my death..
then i want to die happy ending..

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-17-2009, 02:31 AM

Just make sure you have your Bluetooth Headset and you should be all smiles and giggles when your time expires.

sokdo · 11-17-2009, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by embertin

Hi guys,

I am going to some another view, I want to go on world tour before my death..
then i want to die happy ending..

Wouldn't it be ironic if you died while your plane was taking off on the runway?

Citizen Z · 11-17-2009, 07:50 AM

If you got shot then a round hit your femoral artery, you'll be dead in 3 minutes. Likely the quickest death of the lot, except for maybe the shark option.

Memphis1 · 11-17-2009, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

LOL, yes it's weird, but I prefer to use the term creative. Ad copywriters generally aren't the most normal of the pack. How else do you think we unknowingly persuade you to buy hot dogs and boats?

forget hot dogs and boats, you should work making SAW movies, what are we up to? 6...

View Poll Results: Which Way To Die?
Eaten alive by a bull shark in the brackish waters of the Florida Gulf.	24	53.33%
Strapped naked to the 50 yd line on football field, every spectator gets one dart to throw at you.	4	8.89%
Become paralyzed in a car accident and then die from lack of food and water.	10	22.22%
Get shot multiple times in the nuts eventually hitting an artery and bleeding out.	6	13.33%
Have your organs harvested from your body as you watch; paralyzed.	1	2.22%
Voters: 45. You may not vote on this poll

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sokdo Lieutenant 54 Rep 582 Posts Drives: 335i E92 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Fullerton, CA iTrader: (0)	I'll take my chances with the darts. No way more than 10-15 darts are going to hit me since people prob can't throw darts worth a damn from the stands ( if this is what you meant ) onto the field. Even if I get hit, I dont think it'll be enough to even pierce skin and if it does, prob won't go more than 3-4 mm. edit also this one: consume a ton of alcohol then consume fire which burns you from the inside out of your stomach, eventually charring the inside linings of your stomach before it eventually ruptures and you slowly drown in your own stomach acid all the meanwhile suffocating on the smoke that's been coming out of stomach.
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