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      12-11-2009, 12:22 AM   #1
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Ever heard of a Mechaphile?

Just found this article on another forum,

this is pretty damn disturbing if you ask me!
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      12-11-2009, 12:27 AM   #2
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oh wow...
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      12-11-2009, 12:27 AM   #3
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Post of the year! LMAO!
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      12-11-2009, 12:31 AM   #4
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The fuck?
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      12-11-2009, 12:50 AM   #5
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i always kidded around about this because of my obsession with cars.. but come on...
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      12-11-2009, 01:22 AM   #6
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so having sex with a car with 4 tails is like an instant orgy wah wah wee wuhh
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      12-11-2009, 01:54 AM   #7
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2 very narrow tails

I cannot stop laughing.
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      12-11-2009, 02:06 AM   #8
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I posted the video earlier today.

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=330184
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      12-11-2009, 02:14 AM   #9
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Imagine catching this fucker (lol) in your driveway having his way with your M3. I'd be so pissed!
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      12-11-2009, 02:42 AM   #10
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what...i dont....how does....................WTF
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      12-11-2009, 03:11 AM   #11
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haha... Todd.
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      12-11-2009, 04:11 AM   #12
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Disturbing is putting it mildly. C r e e p y
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      12-11-2009, 09:49 AM   #13
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WTF?
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The cars probably like "What the fuck are you doing to me" haha.
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lol...penetration of the exhaust pipe??? hahahah

is this for real?
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Imagine catching this fucker (lol) in your driveway having his way with your M3. I'd be so pissed!
its the emotional equivelant to walking in on the pool boy cracking your girl. Yes, i would get that upset.
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it looks like he splooged all over the hood of the car.
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The world really IS coming to an end.
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      12-11-2009, 12:00 PM   #20
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he faps to car magazines! hahaha He's never felt a real vagine. the day he does he's gonna be like "WTF was I thinking!!!??"
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Saw this documentary in the UK maybe a year ago - think it might have been a series, where they also covered objectophiles - people with inanimate objects for lovers.

One woman was obsessed with the Eiffel Tower - it was pretty bizarre watching her 'make out' with it
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instead of porn he has transformers and fast and furious.
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