My friend is high. Hilarity ensues

Seabiscuit · 12-22-2009, 01:16 AM

This is the text message conversation I just had with my extremely faded friend... lol

Him: whats up
Me: Not much, you?
Him: Nothing man just wanted to see if you found (a gift). I was thinking about you
Me: That's really creepy...
Him: That wasnt as funny as it sounded in my head. Sorry. Im really high
Me: Nice... Dude, we found a giant bobcat in my mom's wizard garden.
Him: oh yea. i think your up to your ears in shit
Me: I'm serious. We found it napping on our biggest pumpkin. He was glowing.

Long Pause...

Him: was it hostile?
Me: Extremely. My brother tried to give it a kiss and it attacked him.
Him: what an idiot! I wouldve killed it with my bare hands
Me: No way. It's like 3 feet tall and it's eyes are kinda glowing red. I think I'm going to keep him.
Him: and domesticate it?
Me: Yea. I'm gonna see if he'll sleep peacefully in my brother's room tonight.
Him: that doesnt sound safe. You might be retarded. Can you send me a picture of it.
Me: I will when I get home. I'm at Petsmart buying a muzzle and some bobcat nail clippers.
Him: word. i want to see this shit

Several min later...

Me: Ok, you ready?
Him: Yea send it

(scroll down)

Me:

Him: JESUS FUCK!
Me: Told you!
Him: dont do it! its gonna maul one of your family members in your sleep. im not coming over till its gone.

c0nstant · 12-22-2009, 01:26 AM

MCMLXXXIX · 12-22-2009, 01:32 AM

hahaha

armenh · 12-22-2009, 01:50 AM

lmao

335R1 · 12-22-2009, 01:50 AM

LOL. Nice.

ben14142001 · 12-22-2009, 02:06 AM

Hahahaha.

ghosthi32 · 12-22-2009, 02:32 AM

hahahhaha oh god

Blake · 12-22-2009, 02:54 AM

lol

Inspired · 12-22-2009, 03:04 AM

rofl

samwoo2go · 12-22-2009, 05:36 AM

lol winrar

XPO186 · 12-22-2009, 06:23 AM

hahahaha!

immiketoo · 12-22-2009, 10:48 AM

LMAO!

SpacE82 · 12-22-2009, 10:55 AM

HAHAHA hilarious!

kyleb350 · 12-22-2009, 11:30 AM

Can someone attach the pic? Can't see photobucket at work. Sounds hilarious

Seabiscuit · 12-22-2009, 11:41 AM

.

choicez · 12-22-2009, 12:26 PM

TMNT · 12-22-2009, 12:34 PM

"was it hostile?"

chungdae · 12-22-2009, 01:05 PM

Lol.

RENN Spec · 12-22-2009, 04:45 PM

AHHAHAHAHAH nice one!

Kroy · 12-22-2009, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Him: that doesnt sound safe. You might be retarded. Can you send me a picture of it.

hahaha, love running jokes

lambtron · 12-22-2009, 06:03 PM

LOL

danniexi · 12-22-2009, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seabiscuit

Long Pause...

Him: was it hostile?

LOL

12-22-2009, 01:16 AM	#1
Seabiscuit Aequitas Veritas 107 Rep 69 Posts Drives: 135i Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Azkaban iTrader: (0)	My friend is high. Hilarity ensues This is the text message conversation I just had with my extremely faded friend... lol Him: whats up Me: Not much, you? Him: Nothing man just wanted to see if you found (a gift). I was thinking about you Me: That's really creepy... Him: That wasnt as funny as it sounded in my head. Sorry. Im really high Me: Nice... Dude, we found a giant bobcat in my mom's wizard garden. Him: oh yea. i think your up to your ears in shit Me: I'm serious. We found it napping on our biggest pumpkin. He was glowing. *Long Pause...* Him: was it hostile? Me: Extremely. My brother tried to give it a kiss and it attacked him. Him: what an idiot! I wouldve killed it with my bare hands Me: No way. It's like 3 feet tall and it's eyes are kinda glowing red. I think I'm going to keep him. Him: and domesticate it? Me: Yea. I'm gonna see if he'll sleep peacefully in my brother's room tonight. Him: that doesnt sound safe. You might be retarded. Can you send me a picture of it. Me: I will when I get home. I'm at Petsmart buying a muzzle and some bobcat nail clippers. Him: word. i want to see this shit Several min later... Me: Ok, you ready? Him: Yea send it (scroll down) Me: Him: JESUS FUCK! Me: Told you! Him: dont do it! its gonna maul one of your family members in your sleep. im not coming over till its gone.
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