You may be a Taliban if...

335R1 · 12-26-2009, 12:33 AM

All my military brothers will find this hysterical

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Tondtar · 12-26-2009, 01:17 AM

At least we appreciate the same sense of humor

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...hlight=Taliban

335R1 · 12-26-2009, 01:35 AM

goddamit.

persian54 · 12-26-2009, 01:35 AM

damn...
i did laugh..
but damn
haha

Blake · 12-26-2009, 02:25 AM

old repost is old

SoCali E36 · 12-26-2009, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blake

old repost is old

So is your comment.

12-26-2009, 12:33 AM	#1
335R1 Private First Class 34 Rep 108 Posts Drives: F30 335i Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Connecticut iTrader: (0)	You may be a Taliban if... All my military brothers will find this hysterical YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1163 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	At least we appreciate the same sense of humor http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...hlight=Taliban
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335R1 Private First Class 34 Rep 108 Posts Drives: F30 335i Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Connecticut iTrader: (0)	goddamit.
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persian54 Lieutenant General 1010 Rep 15,815 Posts Drives: M760/G83M4 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: The Valley, SoCal iTrader: (298)	damn... i did laugh.. but damn haha __________________ From E93 335i to E89 Z4 to E93 M3/E89 Z4 to E350/SL550
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Blake Banned 838 Rep 4,643 Posts Drives: Chevy Aveo Join Date: May 2008 Location: Parent's Basement iTrader: (7)	old repost is old
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