cyoa #1 (nws?)

c0nstant · 03-15-2010, 04:55 AM

You're sitting at home, minding your own business, when someone knocks at your door...

[1] Answer it
[2] Hide in the bathroom

*(btw, i have no idea where this is going or how this ends. i'm just as in the dark as you)
**(first person to reply to each decision advances the story)
***(one 'advance' per person i.e. no in-a-row posts)

E91 Dude · 03-15-2010, 05:00 AM

[1] Answer the door

c0nstant · 03-15-2010, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E91 Dude

[1] Answer the door

There is a large crab at the door. He is bleeding from his mouth.

[1] Wipe the blood away using a handkerchief
[2] Lick the crab's blood.

E91 Dude · 03-15-2010, 05:09 AM

Lol, I like how it went from a normal story to batshit crazy in exactly 2 posts. I like it, cool idea for a thread.

Year's_End · 03-15-2010, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jh valley

There is a large crab at the door. He is bleeding from his mouth.

[1] Wipe the blood away using a handkerchief
[2] Lick the crab's blood.

[2] Lick the crab's blood.

c0nstant · 03-15-2010, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikkahtropolis

[2] Lick the crab's blood.

The crab says, "Thank you kind sir. As you have been so very kind, I grant you three wishes."

[1] Accept the wishes
[2] Hit the crab with a hammer

c0nstant · 03-15-2010, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikkahtropolis

I would say [2] if it wasn't for the rules dammit.

*Access Denied*

radix · 03-15-2010, 06:12 AM

[2] Hit the crab with a hammer

c0nstant · 03-15-2010, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radix

[2] Hit the crab with a hammer

His best mate the squid walks in and confronts you, defending his crabby mate

[1] Allow yourself to be mesmerized by his colorful skin pigments
[2] Call up you mate the cuttlefish for a ruck

nmulax · 03-15-2010, 08:15 AM

[2] Call up you mate the cuttlefish for a ruck

Negotiator · 03-15-2010, 04:59 PM

These posts are amazing for drug-related investigations. For example, we now have 7 minutes between your posts as the likely time frame of heavy shroom ingestion.

c0nstant · 03-15-2010, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nmulax

[2] Call up you mate the cuttlefish for a ruck

Cuttlefish turns up and you realize he's going to be little help against an almighty crab/squid combo. After all, he's just a small piece of dry fish, more at home in a parrots cage.

[1] wave cuttlefish about in a threatening manner
[2] poke squid in the eye with sharp edged cuttlefish

Feyd · 03-15-2010, 05:28 PM

[2] poke squid in the eye with sharp edged cuttlefish

c0nstant · 03-15-2010, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feyd

[2] poke squid in the eye with sharp edged cuttlefish

The squid is temporarily blinded, but the crab is still a threat.

[1] back out of the fight
[2] hit the crab again with your trusty hammer

southlight · 03-15-2010, 05:29 PM

[1] back out of the fight

Best regards,
south

c0nstant · 03-15-2010, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by southlight

[1] back out of the fight

Best regards,
south

YOU RUN LIKE A LITTLE NINNY, ONLY TO BE CONFRONTED BY A MAN CARRYING A LARGE ELVISH SWORD OF GREAT ANTIQUITY, A CLOVE OF GARLIC, A BOTTLE OF WATER, A SACK, A PAINTING, AND A FAMILIAR BRASS LANTERN.

[1] TRY TO STEAL HIS STUFF
[2] POLITELY ASK IF YOU MAY BORROW HIS THINGS

E91 Dude · 03-15-2010, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jh valley

YOU RUN LIKE A LITTLE NINNY, ONLY TO BE CONFRONTED BY A MAN CARRYING A LARGE ELVISH SWORD OF GREAT ANTIQUITY, A CLOVE OF GARLIC, A BOTTLE OF WATER, A SACK, A PAINTING, AND A FAMILIAR BRASS LANTERN.

[1] TRY TO STEAL HIS STUFF
[2] POLITELY ASK IF YOU MAY BORROW HIS THINGS

[2] If we cannot defeat a sword-less crab, we surely cannot defeat the sworded man. Politely ask if you may borrow his things.

c0nstant · 03-15-2010, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E91 Dude

[2] Politely ask if you may borrow his things.

The elf says, "DO YOU LIKE YOUR HEAD?!?!"

[1] Cower in fear and wet yourself
[2] Beat him with your mighty Hammer of Crab Slaying

persian54 · 03-15-2010, 06:37 PM

lol...

persian54 · 03-15-2010, 06:38 PM

2 btw

c0nstant · 03-15-2010, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by persian54

2 btw

HE IS LYING ON THE FLOOR, UNCONSCIOUS. WHAT NOW?

[1] TAKE HIS STUFF
[2] IGNORE HIM AND GO TO A DOCTORS OFFICE, SINCE YOU ARE INJURED FROM ALL THIS ADVENTURING BUSINESS

Nexlevmm · 03-15-2010, 06:52 PM

[1] you take his shit!

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