Jesus drives a Cavalier....with neon lights

mklimis · 03-19-2010, 12:20 AM

Hottest new single since B.C.

http://jalopnik.com/5496732/this-may...iser-rap-video

alpha325i · 03-19-2010, 01:04 AM

What effing idiots take the time to facilitate and produce something like this?

solefald · 03-19-2010, 02:08 AM

Fuck yeah. I am putting 'em Jesus beats on my next mix.
WWJD. What Would Jesus Drive.

yamazaho · 03-19-2010, 02:19 AM

LOL.

derekL · 03-19-2010, 02:26 AM

its soo bad that i can't stop watching.... but i kinda just wanna punch him in the throat..

PINeely · 03-19-2010, 02:34 AM

"Jesus Beats" is my new favorite phrase.

JayKay335i · 03-19-2010, 02:34 AM

It only sucks because its about Jesus. Wraps only fun if their talking about gang banging, gang banging pussy, selling drugs, or shooting people.

DougLikesBMW · 03-19-2010, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by solefald

Fuck yeah. I am putting 'em Jesus beats on my next mix.
WWJD. What Would Jesus Drive.

Probably a dinosaur.

Schumacher · 03-19-2010, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by derekL

its soo bad that i can't stop watching.... but i kinda just wanna punch him in the throat..

I know. Cavalier still looks better than the 1 Series though.

Scorpion · 03-19-2010, 04:06 AM

Haha wow.

ncarter124 · 03-22-2010, 09:26 PM

Jesus does drive a Cavalier, I see him every day leaving work. (Yes, that says 'Jesus Racing')

solefald · 03-22-2010, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ncarter124

'Jesus Racing'

but i thought he played hockey?

ncarter124 · 03-22-2010, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

but i thought he played hockey?

Lol, wow.

solefald · 03-22-2010, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ncarter124

Lol, wow.

ncarter124 · 03-22-2010, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

Bahahahahaha!

Alexander · 03-22-2010, 11:12 PM

So sad...

Bimmer-Pilot · 03-22-2010, 11:56 PM

03-19-2010, 12:20 AM	#1
mklimis Private First Class 40 Rep 114 Posts Drives: Italian and German Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: IL iTrader: (0)	Jesus drives a Cavalier....with neon lights Hottest new single since B.C. http://jalopnik.com/5496732/this-may...iser-rap-video __________________ "Legal Disclaimer: Anything I or anyone else says about my vehicle on this website(e90post.com or any affiliated or nonaffiliated sites), pertaining to modifications, is only to gain acceptance from my/our peers, and does not actually represent anything actually existing on my car, and thus, cannot be held against me in any issues, i.e. warranty claims, that may arise."
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solefald Nigerian Prince 410 Rep 2,180 Posts Drives: '11 F25 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: San Diego, CA iTrader: (2) Garage List '11 BMW F25 [0.00]	Fuck yeah. I am putting 'em Jesus beats on my next mix. WWJD. What Would Jesus Drive. __________________ http://soundcloud.com/djtchort
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