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Baby .1-3"		5	8.47%
Small 3.1-5.9"		2	3.39%
Average 6-8"		29	49.15%
Large 8-11"		9	15.25%
Horse 12" and up		14	23.73%
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06-05-2010, 05:43 PM	#1
Alexander Mad tyte EuR0 style boooi <--- Joke 221 Rep 2,472 Posts Drives: E30, E85, MKVI Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Deal's Gap iTrader: (0)	How long is your member, thread... In honor of Mpimping.
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06-05-2010, 06:28 PM	#2
JohnSprm69 Colonel 164 Rep 2,007 Posts Drives: AW e92 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Miami, FL iTrader: (4)	this is some gay shit right here
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06-05-2010, 06:31 PM	#3
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06-05-2010, 06:35 PM	#4
Feyd Major 366 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	You don't have an option for "innie" There are some dudes who roll around Chicago in Maseratis that I believe fit into that category.
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06-05-2010, 06:37 PM	#5
ChineseGuy QuickShifter 144 Rep 1,499 Posts Drives: Black E90 Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: North Pole iTrader: (2)	Oo...so 10'' is considered large? I always thought I was average.
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06-05-2010, 06:38 PM

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06-05-2010, 06:39 PM	#7
Alexander Mad tyte EuR0 style boooi <--- Joke 221 Rep 2,472 Posts Drives: E30, E85, MKVI Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Deal's Gap iTrader: (0)	About time this shit got started!!! In about 10 posts this thread will probably be about tires or something... OT!!!
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06-05-2010, 06:40 PM

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06-05-2010, 06:52 PM	#9
Dan in PA Captain 93 Rep 729 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: PA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i [0.00]	Horse __________________ 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i\|DCT\|M-Sport\|iDrive\|Premium Sound\|Heated Seats\|Comfort Access\|PDC\|Deep Sea Blue\|Cream [At the port of exit awaiting a shipping vessel since 8/17/12]
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06-05-2010, 07:00 PM	#11
kaykay Lieutenant Colonel 92 Rep 1,769 Posts Drives: 2011 E92 M3 ZCP Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 E93 328i Conve ... [9.50] 2011 E92 M3 ZCP [8.66] 2008 550i Sport [10.00]	Truthfully, I don't understand how people use regular condoms, they must be made for Asians or something... __________________ '12 CLS550 Palladium Silver - loaded '11 E92 M3 ZCP - SG/B-EXT/CF, M-DCT, loaded '11 E93 328i, BSM over Saddle Brown, sport, loaded '08 550i M-Sport, Carbon Black (Gone but not forgotten), '06 W211 E55 AMG (Gone, miss this animal),'01 E39 540i Sport
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I love my large sized male chicken. Sure I have to have Magnums but anything bigger would suck. Guys already have to get used to it, so I couldn't imagine anything bigger.

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Truthfully, I don't understand how people use regular condoms, they must be made for Asians or something...

Especially the Trojan ultra thin ones...very very tight.

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06-05-2010, 07:02 PM	#15
samwoo2go Banned 467 Rep 779 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SoCal iTrader: (12)	your scale is not Asian adjusted, I refuse to participate
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06-05-2010, 07:05 PM

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Truthfully, I don't understand how people use regular condoms, they must be made for Asians or something...

I cannot wear them. They suffocate my dick. Magnums aren't that great either, they are tight as well.

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06-05-2010, 07:11 PM

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I cannot wear them. They suffocate my dick. Magnums aren't that great either, they are tight as well.

I remember putting on a regular condom in high school, worst experience ever.

Magnum XL's are fantastic, which they made them in the "Thin" model. LOL

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06-05-2010, 07:15 PM	#19
Dan in PA Captain 93 Rep 729 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: PA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i [0.00]	I'm kinda hesitant to not wrap it even if she's on the pill. Too many crazy bitches these days. __________________ 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i\|DCT\|M-Sport\|iDrive\|Premium Sound\|Heated Seats\|Comfort Access\|PDC\|Deep Sea Blue\|Cream [At the port of exit awaiting a shipping vessel since 8/17/12]
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Feyd Major 366 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	Don't make the XLs in thin yet... but the regular Magniums come in thin.
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06-05-2010, 07:17 PM

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I'm kinda hesitant to not wrap it even if she's on the pill. Too many crazy bitches these days.

They're all fucking nuts, tell me about it.

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