The Story of Scotland

SoYank · 01-05-2007, 03:18 PM

In the beginning when God was creating the world, He was sitting on cloud nine, telling his pal the Angel Gabriel what He planned for Scotland.

"Gabby", says He, "I'm going to give the place high majestic mountains, purple glens, streams laden with salmon, golden fields of barley from which a whisky coloured nectar can be made, coal in the ground, oil under the sea .......... gas".

"Hold on! Hold on!, interjected the bold Gabriel. "Are you being too generous to these Scots?"

Back came the Almighty one's reply, "Not really, wait until you see the neighbours I'm giving them!!!"

vivekk · 01-05-2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SoYank

In the beginning when God was creating the world, He was sitting on cloud nine, telling his pal the Angel Gabriel what He planned for Scotland.

"Gabby", says He, "I'm going to give the place high majestic mountains, purple glens, streams laden with salmon, golden fields of barley from which a whisky coloured nectar can be made, coal in the ground, oil under the sea .......... gas".

"Hold on! Hold on!, interjected the bold Gabriel. "Are you being too generous to these Scots?"

Back came the Almighty one's reply, "Not really, wait until you see the neighbours I'm giving them!!!"

:mad:

Viv

NathanJT · 01-11-2007, 10:14 AM

Quality! But the Welsh aren't neighbours as such

ages944 · 01-12-2007, 12:12 AM

A very similar joke exists for Poland as well. Now they have some unruly neighbors!

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ages944 Captain 99 Rep 990 Posts Drives: E90 325i Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chicago 'burbs iTrader: (0)	A very similar joke exists for Poland as well. Now they have some unruly neighbors! __________________ BMW : Sine qua non Mods: Blacklines \| Rear Seat Power Outlets \| Rear Fog Lights \| Ashtray Garage Door Opener
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