Funny Names

Tondtar · 02-15-2011, 03:24 PM

What are the funniest, most unbelievable names or first and last name combo's have you ever heard or know about?

Among the ones that cracked me up were :

1) Harry Baer (Wait till you hear it sound like, "Hairy Bear" around the office or on the phone)

2) Peter Stiff (His parents had great sense of humor!)

3) Orla Cox (A well know security expert at Symantec who is one-letter-shift short of having the most Homo name ever!)

escobar929 · 02-15-2011, 03:28 PM

back when i was a bartender I got a customer by the name of Hugh G. Dong, it was written exactly like that on his credit card, we laughed for months

Cyrax91 · 02-15-2011, 03:32 PM

My plumbers name is John Head I always think thats kinda funny

Feyd · 02-15-2011, 03:35 PM

I went to school with a girl named Mia Paine (true story).

Verbiage · 02-15-2011, 03:39 PM

Willie Green. Any time I see Green as a last name, it just makes me think of a ghetto black person.

Wakka · 02-15-2011, 03:40 PM

Girl i went to highschool with...

Allyx Seemann (pronounced Al-Licks seaman)

Cracked me up everytime i talked to her.

Verbiage · 02-15-2011, 03:42 PM

Oh, and Harry Bush. ROFL.

gun6slinger9 · 02-15-2011, 03:45 PM

Back when I worked in a hotel we had a guest check in named Buhm sukh Poohe

Vanity · 02-15-2011, 03:48 PM

Back in Elementary school our Head Teacher was Mr. Dick.

TK-421 · 02-15-2011, 03:50 PM

i knew a girl named carrie mysak

newdadkel · 02-15-2011, 03:52 PM

Urologist at medical school I trained at: Dr. Ball (completely serious)

First names of actual patients: ABCDE (pronounced Absidee) and O-A (pronounced Odasha). Also heard of someone naming their girl a variation of Chlamydia

Tondtar · 02-15-2011, 03:56 PM

I am LMFAO'infg with some of the names posted above. Keep 'em cummin'.

choicez · 02-15-2011, 04:02 PM

I worked with a girl named Erin Bloemoff (blow him off).

bunnn · 02-15-2011, 04:04 PM

Went to school with an asian dude called Harry Wang. He couldn't take the jokes and ended up changing his name to Adam...last I heard he's now known as Oscar.

Feyd · 02-15-2011, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Keep 'em cummin'.

WHOA WHOa whoa whoa...

Verbiage · 02-15-2011, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bunnn

Went to school with an asian dude called Harry Wang. He couldn't take the jokes and ended up changing his name to Adam...last I heard he's now known as Oscar.

This made me LOL.

People with Harry as a first name and a funny last name just get set up for life.

Augenbrauezug · 02-15-2011, 04:17 PM

Knew a guy named Chris P Crackers, or maybe it was Krackers, not joking. Went to school with a guy that joined the army who's name is Richard Johnson, so he became Private Richard Johnson. Called him dick dick dick for short.

Best I got.

Tondtar · 02-15-2011, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feyd

WHOA WHOa whoa whoa...

wat? ..wat wat?

Verbiage · 02-15-2011, 04:24 PM

The way you spelled "coming" man lol.

CollinsE90 · 02-15-2011, 04:24 PM

Girl in my graduating class was Cashmonia, pronounced Cash-Money-A

aretardedorange · 02-15-2011, 04:30 PM

Indian names smh...

Harri Butt (butt is a common name for indian folk) had a friend back in middle school named this.
Harry Dick

Verbiage · 02-15-2011, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Girl in my graduating class was Cashmonia, pronounced Cash-Money-A

OMG that's terrible. Blacks always want the emphasis on the wrong syllables in names.

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Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1141 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Funny Names What are the funniest, most unbelievable names or first and last name combo's have you ever heard or know about? Among the ones that cracked me up were : 1) Harry Baer (Wait till you hear it sound like, "Hairy Bear" around the office or on the phone) 2) Peter Stiff (His parents had great sense of humor!) 3) Orla Cox (A well know security expert at Symantec who is one-letter-shift short of having the most Homo name ever!)
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3637 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Willie Green. Any time I see Green as a last name, it just makes me think of a ghetto black person. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3637 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Oh, and Harry Bush. ROFL. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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newdadkel Private First Class 60 Rep 192 Posts Drives: 2011 X6M CBM Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	Urologist at medical school I trained at: Dr. Ball (completely serious) First names of actual patients: ABCDE (pronounced Absidee) and O-A (pronounced Odasha). Also heard of someone naming their girl a variation of Chlamydia
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Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1141 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	I am LMFAO'infg with some of the names posted above. Keep 'em cummin'.
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bunnn Colonel 96 Rep 2,266 Posts Drives: like a grandma Join Date: May 2009 Location: Toronto iTrader: (12)	Went to school with an asian dude called Harry Wang. He couldn't take the jokes and ended up changing his name to Adam...last I heard he's now known as Oscar. __________________ Cheers Ben
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3637 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	The way you spelled "coming" man lol. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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CollinsE90 Where my bitches 786 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	Girl in my graduating class was Cashmonia, pronounced Cash-Money-A __________________
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aretardedorange Banned 172 Rep 609 Posts Drives: E60 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Empire State iTrader: (6)	Indian names smh... Harri Butt (butt is a common name for indian folk) had a friend back in middle school named this. Harry Dick
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