Bumper car ?? Too funny

Kodak · 02-18-2011, 10:48 PM

A buddy sent me this photo and I just had to share it

kushtrim · 02-18-2011, 11:57 PM

In NY you really need this if you dont want any dents or screeches on your car lol

2M · 02-19-2011, 03:38 AM

I have the rear and front bumper blockers lol...

wrickem · 02-19-2011, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by kushtrim

In NY you really need this if you dont want any dents or screeches on your car lol

+1

If I drove to NYC for work instead of taking the train, my car would totally sport that look.

jbarrec · 02-19-2011, 11:20 AM

that must be a bitch to clean!

E46toE90 · 02-19-2011, 11:38 AM

he might as well just strap some tires all over the bumpers

madeinhongkong · 02-19-2011, 02:56 PM

wtf??

onebadmofo · 02-19-2011, 03:10 PM

How the fuck does he open the door?

Alpine Whiteboy · 02-19-2011, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by onebadmofo

How the fuck does he open the door?

I think they may be some type of magnetic piece of ugly useless garbage crap thingy....

I'd dent his door on the bottom for fun...

D335NUTZ · 02-19-2011, 07:21 PM

If they magnetic I'd totally use those. Stick those on when you park. Remove emmehen you leaving. Where do I get those?!

themyst · 02-19-2011, 08:47 PM

i wouldn't go as far as the side protection, but if I could haev some sort of protection for my naked front bumper, I'd be all for it. I do have a bumper bully thing for my rear bumper when parking in a tight spot.

Alpine Whiteboy · 02-19-2011, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by themyst

i wouldn't go as far as the side protection, but if I could haev some sort of protection for my naked front bumper, I'd be all for it. I do have a bumper bully thing for my rear bumper when parking in a tight spot.

I have a bumper bully or badger, or guard, or one of those, for the rear... I need something for the front. some ass-hat actually made a dent in the part of my front bumper that goes inbetween my kidney grills

themyst · 02-19-2011, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

I have a bumper bully or badger, or guard, or one of those, for the rear... I need something for the front. some ass-hat actually made a dent in the part of my front bumper that goes inbetween my kidney grills

my 135i was hit dead center in between the kidney grills too! No one noticed but me, but it was a bad spot to get hit

Alpine Whiteboy · 02-19-2011, 08:56 PM

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my 135i was hit dead center in between the kidney grills too! No one noticed but me, but it was a bad spot to get hit

yup! left wrinkles in mine...

RedKev335 · 02-19-2011, 09:49 PM

wth?!....do those things even help?

themyst · 02-19-2011, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RedKev335

wth?!....do those things even help?

heh, I personally saw someone tap my 135i rear bumper with the bumper badger thing out, so just on that alone, it's worth its weight in gold. Won't help for sideswipes or bumper corners, but it's a good preventive measure.

shazzy04 · 02-19-2011, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by onebadmofo

How the fuck does he open the door?

Roflmao.

Just thought i'd share that this comment made me lmao

RedKev335 · 02-20-2011, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by themyst

heh, I personally saw someone tap my 135i rear bumper with the bumper badger thing out, so just on that alone, it's worth its weight in gold. Won't help for sideswipes or bumper corners, but it's a good preventive measure.

i might look into the bumper badger...someone backing into my bumper is one of my worst fears as well as a pet peeve thanks for the insight

Alpine Whiteboy · 02-20-2011, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by themyst

heh, I personally saw someone tap my 135i rear bumper with the bumper badger thing out, so just on that alone, it's worth its weight in gold. Won't help for sideswipes or bumper corners, but it's a good preventive measure.

What I do with mine is, I don't hang it dead center. Which ever side the street is located, I shift it more towards that side. This covers more part of the rear bumper where you are more likely to get swiped when a car is pulling out behind u. But I have the "Bumper Bully" which is better then those knock-off "bumper badger" thin rubber mat looking crap. Mine actually covers a lot more and has padding on it.

Here's a pic I found online just for reference

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