[TT3 iN NyC]

I don’t know where to begin so here goes. I’ve been living with my girlfriend for about a year now and I love her to death. She’s into cars too. In fact, one of the things that attracted me to her was her badass B8 Audi S4.

However, these passed few months have been challenging. We hardly see each other anymore at home. She comes home late at night. We don’t go out as much anymore. And, it seems like she’s starting a bunch of fights, often for meaningless reasons. Last month, I saw her on the computer giggling and typing away. I casually walked behind her to look over her shoulder. She slammed her laptop closed and we had the worst fight about privacy. Well, last week I got a little nosey and checked out her last text messages. She has been getting a lot of flirty texts from some number I don’t even recognize.

Well, last Saturday we were supposed to go to dinner with some friends. She bailed, saying she was not feeling well and told me to go without her. So I got into the 335i, pretended to go to the dinner but in fact only went down the block, just on a suspicion. 15 minutes later she comes out and starts to drive off, so I followed her. She only went a few miles and stopped at an apartment complex. 10 minutes later, she and some bastard walk out and get into her car.

I followed them as they got onto the freeway onramp. She decided to punch it and was hitting triple digits in no time. I tried to keep up with them but she just kept pulling away. I was so pissed I couldn’t see straight. So here’s my dilemma. I sure could use everyone’s advice. Which tune should I upgrade to—PROcede V5 or JB4?

[michaelalex17]

hahahah thats a hell of a way to ask what tune to get

[bimmertt]

is this forreal????

[Forcefed3]

Best way this question has ever been asked.

[Alessandro]

haha thats the way to ask for a tune.

[crazydrummer]

Originally Posted by TT3 iN NyC

I don’t know where to begin so here goes. I’ve been living with my girlfriend for about a year now and I love her to death. She’s into cars too. In fact, one of the things that attracted me to her was her badass B8 Audi S4.

However, these passed few months have been challenging. We hardly see each other anymore at home. She comes home late at night. We don’t go out as much anymore. And, it seems like she’s starting a bunch of fights, often for meaningless reasons. Last month, I saw her on the computer giggling and typing away. I casually walked behind her to look over her shoulder. She slammed her laptop closed and we had the worst fight about privacy. Well, last week I got a little nosey and checked out her last text messages. She has been getting a lot of flirty texts from some number I don’t even recognize.

Well, last Saturday we were supposed to go to dinner with some friends. She bailed, saying she was not feeling well and told me to go without her. So I got into the 335i, pretended to go to the dinner but in fact only went down the block, just on a suspicion. 15 minutes later she comes out and starts to drive off, so I followed her. She only went a few miles and stopped at an apartment complex. 10 minutes later, she and some bastard walk out and get into her car.

I followed them as they got onto the freeway onramp. She decided to punch it and was hitting triple digits in no time. I tried to keep up with them but she just kept pulling away. I was so pissed I couldn’t see straight. So here’s my dilemma. I sure could use everyone’s advice. Which tune should I upgrade to—PROcede V5 or JB4?

win

Shit i don't care if he didn't search. Give this man some answers

[Showsol2211]

Is this is for real? I lol'd and had a straight face for a while!

[Duhst]

lol fuckin epic!!

[Alessandro]

Originally Posted by crazydrummer

win

Shit i don't care if he didn't search. Give this man some answers

i would give him my tune if he wants to chase the S4

[joehoang]

hahahahah! but seriously you need a PROcede V5.

[Fzara2000]

LOL

[mycoupe]

That's a riot, if it's not true. If it is true, procede ftw!

[thwgw24]

she will see your rear license plate number if you get a V5

[Clap135]

Fuck her sister and make her buy you the tune. Problem solved lol

[07_335i_AW]

LMAO!!

[marv85]

Excellent way to ask the question

[armorrig]

supercharge your turbo

[TTRBO7]

i had to read this twice to get the picture thats a great way to ask how you should tune! bahahaha !

[Jeff@TopGearSolutions]

I'll tell you what to do about her, the other guy and the tune.

Shoot me an email or a PM.

Nothing beats an opinion from someone whos used every tune and has them all available.

[TT3 iN NyC]

Originally Posted by Clap135

Fuck her sister and make her buy you the tune. Problem solved lol

I just might do that!

Lol, thanks guys... so far V5 got more votes!

[lpphreakx06]

Procede

[nafoo]

I'm happy with my Stage 1 Cobb on my car with Stage 2 mods...

Stage 2 Cobb should be very interesting