What Siri Said Thread!

persian54 · 10-15-2011, 05:47 AM

Since a couple of us were posting screen shots in the iPhone 4S thread...

I thought Siri deserved a thread of her own

I'll start:

It's almost 3AM and I'm bored

A couple are from when I first set up the phone, and the rest just now (you can see the time stamps anyways)

J02 335i · 10-15-2011, 06:39 AM

lol, thats hilarious.

Cptn Mo 703 · 10-15-2011, 08:58 AM

Bwhahaha

Greeney · 10-15-2011, 10:52 AM

http://gizmodo.com/5850038/iphone-4s...ugs?tag=iphone

Amazing that they bothered to have answers for all of the stupid shit we would inevitably ask Siri

Nutballa · 10-15-2011, 11:25 AM

haha. I want to get the new phone but I'll just wait for the 5, ugh.

Vanity · 10-15-2011, 12:09 PM

It'd be nice if BMW integrated Siri into their Nav system

Express · 10-15-2011, 12:55 PM

siri is my enabler!

Sal@AUTOcouture · 10-15-2011, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by express705

siri is my enabler!

immiketoo · 10-15-2011, 01:02 PM

It's fun! She answers the same question differently each time

E90Mario · 10-15-2011, 01:04 PM

I love Siri! hahah

idrift4wd · 10-15-2011, 02:04 PM

ASk her how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

its interesting>

persian54 · 10-15-2011, 04:40 PM

When connected to bluetooth, it'll hear you via your car's system and respond as if you're on a phone call. pretty cool

Andrew@ET · 10-16-2011, 02:41 AM

how much do you cost

UltimateBMW · 10-16-2011, 02:55 AM

So basically, it's like a voice command cleverbot that can search if need be?

e92ttaz2 · 10-16-2011, 03:00 AM

Ask her which service provider she prefers.

Feyd · 10-16-2011, 11:37 AM

I bet her clit is pierced.... Saucy manx.

MDyDinanM · 10-16-2011, 01:03 PM

what if "Siri" became self-aware like SkyNet in the Terminator Movie

nusevad · 10-16-2011, 06:17 PM

ask Siri is she is skynet and if she has plans to enslave the human race and take over the world.

and just FYI, there has been chatbots thats like Siri for a number of years now...when i used to use AIM there was a chatbot that would have some funny and ridiculous answers and chats.

panicos81 · 10-16-2011, 07:27 PM

this is Siri in the future.. if you look at the movie it even has an apple badge on the top right corner

persian54 · 10-16-2011, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FifthStreetz

ask Siri is she is skynet and if she has plans to enslave the human race and take over the world.

and just FYI, there has been chatbots thats like Siri for a number of years now...when i used to use AIM there was a chatbot that would have some funny and ridiculous answers and chats.

OMG I remember those bots

they were hilarious

G559 · 10-17-2011, 01:51 AM

Mahmood07 · 10-17-2011, 03:42 AM

Siri is evil! Look at what she just told me:

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