i apologize

dxb335d · 07-26-2007, 12:23 PM

as you know, i am a bit of a 'lad' when it comes to being silly and having fun, this trait of mine follows me home and ends of on this screen you see in front of you, with varying success

i apologize for and indecent silly or darn right annoying posts i have have done in the recent past

please take this apology and embrace me back into this wonderful community of great people

thankyou kindly

Carlos

KL2DC · 07-26-2007, 12:25 PM

ok where's the punchline

Serjames · 07-26-2007, 12:49 PM

I'm now worried I'm gonna come accross a nasty post somewhere...

*holds hands over eyes as he clicks the next thread*

squeezebm · 07-26-2007, 01:34 PM

FUCK OFF!!

mjh93sa · 07-26-2007, 02:48 PM

What's the catch Carlos?

rjs · 07-26-2007, 04:37 PM

have you been drinking?

NaViT · 07-26-2007, 04:38 PM

same thing R.Kelly drank that day

330cdsport · 07-27-2007, 10:42 AM

Once the pills wear off - he'll be back to his old self

Come on..... bring back 'Father Jack'

vivekk · 07-29-2007, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

as you know, i am a bit of a 'lad' when it comes to being silly and having fun, this trait of mine follows me home and ends of on this screen you see in front of you, with varying success

i apologize for and indecent silly or darn right annoying posts i have have done in the recent past

please take this apology and embrace me back into this wonderful community of great people

thankyou kindly

Carlos

Carmel, I pasted your post into the 'TrueTalk'™ interpreter & this is what it came out with:

'If I carry on talking sh*te, I know I'm going to get busted.

I know I act like an ar*e.

I usually post when I'm p*ssed as a f*rt.

Most of my posts are ridiculous, but you still laugh at them.

I'm banned from every other online BMW forum, so I better do something to stop me getting kicked off this one.

Sorry...for now.'

Viv

DervFan · 07-31-2007, 06:50 AM

Come on Carl, we know you like attention !

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Originally Posted by 330cdsport

Come on..... bring back 'Father Jack'

dxb335d · 07-31-2007, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DervFan

Come on Carl, we know you like attention !

: thumsup:

NFS · 08-06-2007, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

as you know, i am a bit of a 'lad' when it comes to being silly and having fun, this trait of mine follows me home and ends of on this screen you see in front of you, with varying success

i apologize for and indecent silly or darn right annoying posts i have have done in the recent past

please take this apology and embrace me back into this wonderful community of great people

thankyou kindly

Carlos

If you are that desperate for someone to embrace you perhaps you should get yourself down to an Essex nightclub for 'grab a granny' night.

booforty · 08-06-2007, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by needforspeed

If you are that desperate for someone to embrace you perhaps you should get yourself down to an Essex nightclub for 'grab a granny' night.

We did that at UK3 in the village we stayed. I pulled two...

vivekk · 08-06-2007, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by beauforty

We did that at UK3 in the village we stayed. I pulled two...

I was under the assumption that Ethel & Mildred both 'pulled' you, Paul, on that unforgettable night- 'lucky' girls....not!

Viv

NFS · 08-06-2007, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by beauforty

We did that at UK3 in the village we stayed. I pulled two...

You are like a magnet for grannys ... and pigs

booforty · 08-06-2007, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by needforspeed

You are like a magnet for grannys ... and pigs

Back to the thread topic... I APOLOGISE for being a granny and pig magnet... OK!!

mjh93sa · 08-06-2007, 05:13 PM

errrr.. I seem to remember Viv saying at UK3 that he lived near the 'grab a granny' capital of the north

Steve A · 08-06-2007, 05:23 PM

im a fanny magnet vivs a granny magnet and carl is a TRANNY magnet

mjh93sa · 08-06-2007, 05:24 PM

peterg1965 · 08-10-2007, 04:11 AM

I see young Carlos hasnt changed in my brief absence, not that I thought he would

vivekk · 08-10-2007, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mjh93sa

errrr.. I seem to remember Viv saying at UK3 that he lived near the 'grab a granny' capital of the north

Actually Matt, I think it was knick-knack-paddywac who made that insinuation about my local area, based on his own experience!

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Originally Posted by Steve Ashton

im a fanny magnet vivs a granny magnet and carl is a TRANNY magnet

Fair enough!

Viv

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