ahahhaha.....

longtran · 08-07-2007, 02:34 PM

repost? jjust got this though email.

Sex at the office

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
girl
in his office... But she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so
frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you
let
me have sex with you..."
The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!" Eddie said, I'll be real
fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish
by
the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that
she
would consult with her boyfriend... so she called him and explained the
situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the
money
really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed
and
accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and
asks
what happened...? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The
bastard
had all quarters!"

GraphiteBrawler · 08-07-2007, 02:39 PM

Yes.

This is my new in office ploy.

Josh49 · 08-07-2007, 02:52 PM

ROFL!!!!

ejazbmw · 08-07-2007, 06:28 PM

this joke just made my day

SpecC · 08-07-2007, 06:30 PM

hahaha nice

!Xoible · 08-07-2007, 06:34 PM

this never gets old...

DM1 · 08-07-2007, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejazbmw

this joke just made my day

+1

Brunotheboxer · 08-08-2007, 08:54 AM

good one.

KL2DC · 08-08-2007, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DM1

+1

+2

gives me ideas

BMW F22 · 08-08-2007, 10:31 PM

one of the best jokes I've heard in a while.

LOLrance · 08-09-2007, 12:08 AM

LOL

Div4our · 08-12-2007, 02:46 AM

Heard it before but it's always funny, ahaha.

c0nstant · 08-12-2007, 02:47 AM

HAHAHA!

18LLC · 08-13-2007, 07:46 PM

that's the dark side of long...

E90330iS · 09-11-2007, 02:47 PM

LOLLLLL

Jeff@FusionAW · 09-15-2007, 06:41 AM

lol this is good one

Expired · 09-15-2007, 07:54 PM

Very, very nice joke.

-Nathan

007e92 · 09-18-2007, 04:40 PM

hilarious!!

Zirenz2006 · 09-18-2007, 04:41 PM

That's great!

Johnny Lin · 09-18-2007, 04:41 PM

HAHA~

OC Guy · 09-20-2007, 03:52 AM

Nice Long. Now people know why we call you Longtime (MeLuvU).

533ogetnom · 09-20-2007, 03:55 AM

NICE

08-07-2007, 02:34 PM	#1
longtran Lieutenant General 1497 Rep 16,625 Posts Drives: E90 M3 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: CA iTrader: (105) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	ahahhaha..... repost? jjust got this though email. Sex at the office Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!" Eddie said, I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"
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08-07-2007, 06:28 PM	#4
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08-08-2007, 08:54 AM	#8
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08-12-2007, 02:46 AM	#12
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08-12-2007, 02:47 AM	#13
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08-13-2007, 07:46 PM	#14
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09-11-2007, 02:47 PM	#15
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09-15-2007, 06:41 AM	#16
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09-15-2007, 07:54 PM	#17
Expired Fanatic 103 Rep 175 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Houston, Tx iTrader: (0)	Very, very nice joke. -Nathan __________________ People only know what you tell them. ►Only in ROFL Copter.◄
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09-18-2007, 04:40 PM	#18
007e92 First Lieutenant 14 Rep 371 Posts Drives: 645Ci Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: San Jose, CA iTrader: (3) Garage List 2004 BMW 645 [0.00]	hilarious!! __________________ Current Ride: 04' 645Ci Retired Rides: 07' e92 04' e46
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Johnny Lin Lieutenant General 862 Rep 11,307 Posts Drives: AW E92 M3 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bellevue, WA iTrader: (42)	HAHA~
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09-20-2007, 03:52 AM	#21
OC Guy General 559 Rep 18,123 Posts Drives: AW 335D E90 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Irvine/Aliso Viejo, CA iTrader: (9) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	Nice Long. Now people know why we call you Longtime (MeLuvU). __________________ Current: 2010 Alpine White 335D LCI l 19" BBS LMs l KW V2 Coilovers l BMW Performance Grilles l MSport Front/Rear l Karbonwerke Trunk l F1 Pinnacle Tint 35% Former: E92 Space Grey 335i Latest pics
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533ogetnom Banned 107 Rep 1,760 Posts Drives: 335coupe Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Florida iTrader: (1)	NICE
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