500bhp 335i on ebay ha ha

jada07515 · 02-27-2013, 05:04 PM

well i had to as the question how...i got this response lol

Dear shaneyg1,

Hi, i am interested in a few more details about the 335i please mate

how does it have 500bhp? exhaust/tune etc is so who and when was it done

also does it have all the old mot's and heated seats

thanks

response -

Yes every single added extra including heated seats, and it's had a £8000 re map and tune from a guy in Germany that works for a limited edition Bmw tuning company.

- shaneyg1

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...:X:RTQ:GB:1123

never laughed so hard in all my life

sixpot · 02-27-2013, 05:20 PM

Haha!

jada07515 · 02-27-2013, 05:24 PM

dont mock it, it a 8k remap remember lol

zltm089 · 02-27-2013, 05:31 PM

£8k for a remap...i wouldn't laugh...this thing might even fly!!!!!!!!!

Crewchief05 · 02-27-2013, 05:37 PM

lol...thats all I have to say

RagingKileak · 02-27-2013, 05:41 PM

Someone should like... Report this joker...

Matt

Slow_335i · 02-27-2013, 05:47 PM

"top spec limited edition model" WOW I must buy it now!

gaza01 · 02-27-2013, 05:48 PM

...so I take it your not interested then?

Hotcoupe · 02-27-2013, 06:04 PM

His mate runs an engraving company,and the £8k remap is probably a JB4 or similar from Burger (badge on boot).

Nice effort though,but sadly only 2/10

Eric the engravers work:

wafik · 02-27-2013, 06:06 PM

HAHA I will so be sending him a message too

Sparky68 · 02-27-2013, 06:23 PM

Asked what turbo's and meth kit he is running, i await a response that i fear will never come!

sheps · 02-27-2013, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

His mate runs an engraving company,and the £8k remap is probably a JB4 or similar from Burger (badge on boot).

Nice effort though,but sadly only 2/10

Eric the engravers work:

And genius Eric forgot the one thing that a ltd edition plaque would have on it: a number of some description.

Because without the number, it'd just be any old plaque that anyone could have stu... oh, wait.

Tyso335 · 02-27-2013, 06:36 PM

the thing is does he have a rip speed induction kit??? if so the skys the limit .... WOW

zltm089 · 02-27-2013, 06:48 PM

Looks like we have the most powerful 335i in the UK...right here!!!...

Kerr · 02-27-2013, 06:55 PM

How many different shades of grey is that car?

Looking at the passenger side of the car the bonnet, wing and door are all different.

Nigelo · 02-27-2013, 07:09 PM

There was a guy on here claiming he had dyno'd around 500bhp - I chided him a little expecting a lot of others to give him a bit of grief but no one seemed to pick up on his hp claims.

AlanYoro35i · 02-27-2013, 07:26 PM

i just sent a reply too =]

Hi,

I'm very interested in your 335i, 500bhp will even kill GTR's . if i won, i would like to take it for a dyno before doing the deal to back up your claim. what do these run standard? Sorry i only know gtr have 300 something bhp?? what have you done to the car, it seems so special than normal 3 series on the road? my mate has 345i with four turbo's , does the 335i have 3?

thanks

AlanYoro35i · 02-27-2013, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerr

How many different shades of grey is that car?

Looking at the passenger side of the car the bonnet, wing and door are all different.

probably 50 shades of grey

135Pats · 02-27-2013, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoro35i

i just sent a reply too =]

Hi,

I'm very interested in your 335i, 500bhp will even kill GTR's . if i won, i would like to take it for a dyno before doing the deal to back up your claim. what do these run standard? Sorry i only know gtr have 300 something bhp?? what have you done to the car, it seems so special than normal 3 series on the road? my mate has 345i with four turbo's , does the 335i have 3?

thanks

looooooooolllllll

xPETEZx · 02-28-2013, 04:00 AM

LoL @ 345i

These type of adverts always make me laugh.... I guess some mug will end up buying this.

Sparky68 · 02-28-2013, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparky68

Asked what turbo's and meth kit he is running, i await a response that i fear will never come!

and got a reply

i dont know exactly what has been done... all i know is its had about £8000 upgrade from a guy who flew over from germany to do it... i think the companys called burger motorsports which is a bmw approved company, hope this anwsers any questions you might of had. thanks

- shaneyg1

sheps · 02-28-2013, 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparky68

and got a reply

i dont know exactly what has been done... all i know is its had about £8000 upgrade from a guy who flew over from germany to do it... i think the companys called burger motorsports which is a bmw approved company, hope this anwsers any questions you might of had. thanks

- shaneyg1

He's churning our the same response to all of us; I wrote:

Hi,
A couple of questions; can you confirm what has been done mechanically to achieve the increase in power - presumably there is significant engine work to achieve 500bhp - and confirm who it was done by and when. Is this work warranted?

Do you have dyno print-outs to verify the power output?

Lastly, the ltd edition status; can you give me some background info as to its ltd edition provenance - was it an official BMW Ltd edition? If so, did it have a name? How many were produced and which number is this car?

Many thanks

He relied:

I don't know exactly what has been done... all i know is its had about £8000 upgrade from a guy who flew over from germany to do it... i think the companys called burger motorsports which is a bmw approved company, hope this anwsers any questions you might of had, i have took this car in part exchange so im not entirely sure what its had done, but your welcome to come take a look, thanks

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