Went to a Carnival today and saw this Hartge BMW

dxb335d · 09-15-2007, 11:29 AM

650I

when i first walked round the corner at this carnival i wondered what the hell it was

the 2 secs later i saw it was a 6 series.. spoke to the car and he said its the first in the UK to have this Hartge front end:rocks:

what do you guys rekon?

Carlos

peterg1965 · 09-15-2007, 11:34 AM

I reckon it looks

vivekk · 09-15-2007, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

650I...when i first walked round the corner at this carnival i wondered what the hell it was

the 2 secs later i saw it was a 6 series.. spoke to the car and he said its the first in the UK to have this Hartge front end:rocks:

what do you guys rekon?

Carlos

In which language did the car speak to you, Carlinguist?

Also, what makes you so sure it wasn't a girl?

Viv

Serjames · 09-15-2007, 11:38 AM

Fuuuuuugly !

Coder335i · 09-15-2007, 11:39 AM

jesus, what a mess

Hotcoupe · 09-15-2007, 11:41 AM

Quote:

spoke to the car and he said its the first in the UK to have this Hartge front end

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In which language did the car speak to you, Carlinguist?

Hah, you beat me to it Viv, I was just going to ask the same question.
Carlos, I take it your presence at the carnival was as a clown?
In jest of course, dear boy!

dxb335d · 09-15-2007, 11:42 AM

I spoke to the owner sorry!!!

yes im CARLOS THE CLOWN

steph.uk · 09-15-2007, 11:58 AM

Think it is weird

Steph

Serjames · 09-15-2007, 12:14 PM

you can kind of see what they were aiming at..

it's a bit like that old famous model BMW made, (Sorry no historian me, but I've seen pics) but then it just goes wrong.. VERY wrong..

The big tear ducts at the eyes ( lights) just look odd

E92Fan · 09-15-2007, 12:51 PM

No bloody wonder it's the first one in the UK - it'll hopefully be the last one too! Looks like Salvador Dali's had a good old go at it... or, someone's been messing around in Photoshop with the whole perspective tool...

Oh bugger... I gotta run to the loo and

BC4J · 09-15-2007, 01:08 PM

That is just so UGLY!

How on earth do you end up paying money for that disaster? Wheels are nice though...

- Paul - · 09-15-2007, 01:12 PM

I reckon it's horrible.

M3-FAST · 09-15-2007, 01:37 PM

How can someone do this to a 50k+ car!!!!

shockin

Steve A · 09-15-2007, 02:31 PM

if someone wants to be individual then thats one thing, but Hartge have misjudged this one by a fucking country mile...........all other Hartge stuff is wicked

Bumps · 09-15-2007, 02:47 PM

As the first pic downloaded I saw the roof, the colour and the wheels and thought "very nice". Then I saw the front and thought "oh christ - what have they done?". Clearly designed with the 'taste is optional' middle east/China market in mind. Maybe it's by a company called "Heartgah" and the owner thought he was on to a good thing.....

Absolutely revolting and can't believe Hartge turned this out. Shocker. The police should have the power to confiscate nice cars from people who clearly don't deserve them, and donate them to worthy causes (ie me), but only after putting the original front end back on....

silverbmwz3 · 09-15-2007, 04:42 PM

The front looks like a camel's toe

Z4 Beemer · 09-15-2007, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

The front looks like a camel's toe

Yes, it does a bit: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/12...38e5cfc46f.jpg

silverbmwz3 · 09-15-2007, 04:51 PM

I wondered what you were going to post there

Z4 Beemer · 09-15-2007, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

I wondered what you were going to post there

ChrisMWard · 09-15-2007, 04:58 PM

It doesn't do it for me.

Regards

Chris

NaTuReB0Y · 09-15-2007, 05:15 PM

the 6 series is an ugly car........but that thing is 3X's worst.

bob mushroom · 09-15-2007, 05:22 PM

The only good thing about this is carlos spoke to a car!

Damn - this thread is horrible bad car/bad front end...

what's worse is Carlos lied... he didn't speak to the car!!!

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bob mushroom Second Lieutenant 16 Rep 239 Posts Drives: e90 320d MSport Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: a muddy patch in Yorkshire, UK iTrader: (0)	The only good thing about this is carlos spoke to a car! Damn - this thread is horrible bad car/bad front end... what's worse is Carlos lied... he didn't speak to the car!!! __________________ Le Mans Blue 320D Blacklines MSport 18"193's /Black Dakota Heated leather/Auto Rain & Light Sensors/Comfort Access/Xenon Lights/6FL USB Port/Bluetooth/Sun Protection Glass/Park Distance Control Last edited by bob mushroom; 09-15-2007 at 05:23 PM.. Reason: Fabrication on the part of Carlos!
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