Funny Audizine thread about the 335

E90ice · 10-04-2007, 12:31 PM

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=163962

Anyone in the Orange County area with a stock 335 and a video camera willing to teach this guys a lesson?

S4to335 · 10-04-2007, 12:32 PM

I saw that...the spitting on the 335 thing? I almost did a cross post..but I decided not to .

GTOrleans · 10-04-2007, 12:37 PM

Leave the Audi owners alone, Granted the 335's will walk all over a A4, A5, let us be happy in the fact that a S model will at least beat it. M3 and RS4, I still haven't heard who is on top with this match up.

CASHBY · 10-04-2007, 12:44 PM

done.

Hawkeye · 10-04-2007, 12:53 PM

Nice post CEA (you know your name on that site abbreviated is ASS

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E90ice · 10-04-2007, 01:50 PM

Charlie, he agreed to race you. So just PM him and lets do it.

Bring the camera.

ChineseGuy · 10-04-2007, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTOrleans

Leave the Audi owners alone, Granted the 335's will walk all over a A4, A5, let us be happy in the fact that a S model will at least beat it. M3 and RS4, I still haven't heard who is on top with this match up.

It's sorta a fact that 335 is faster than the S4...at least i have a couple of friends that raced with those 2 cars, and the result favored the 335....

so why don't we get even MORE happier when the S4 owners there know how fast their S4s really are...

just4kickz · 10-04-2007, 02:26 PM

335i guy is a dumbass. i6 not v6 and that guy calling CEA a troll is pretty lame... the guy has owned both an audi and a bmw so hes not exactly the most biased. needs 2 take their head outa their asses. i dont even care who would win.

Vegas_Sirk · 10-04-2007, 04:49 PM

Post is kind of a boring read ..

I thought a S4/S5 is quicker then the 335i in a straight line and on the track the 335i is about the same? stock to stock of course .... am I wrong
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E90ice · 10-04-2007, 04:59 PM

You might be wrong.

Hockenheim Shorttrack, Germany
113. Aston Martin DB9 1:17.7 "Sport Auto"
114. BMW 335i Coupe 1:17.8 "Sport Auto"
115. Aston Martin Vanquish S 1:17.8 "Sport Auto"
116. Mercedes CLS 55 AMG 1:17.8 Sport Auto
117. BMW Z4 3.0si Coupe 1:17.8 Sportauto
118. Subaru Impreza WRX STi 1:17.9 "Sport Auto"
119. Audi RS6 1:17.9 Sportauto
120. Lotus Europa S 1:17.9 Sport Auto
121. Mercedes E 55 AMG 1:18.0 Sport Auto
122. BMW 335i 1:18.0 Sport Auto
123. Audi S4 1:18.1 Sportauto
124. BMW Z4 3.0i 1:18.1 sportauto
125. Mercedes SL 500 1:18.1 Sport Auto
126. Honda S2000 1:18.2 "Sport Auto"
127. Porsche 968 TurboS 1:18.2 Sportauto
128. Audi RS4 Avant (B5) 1:18.2 sportauto
129. Chevrolet Corvette C5 automatic 1:18.2 Sportauto
130. Mitsubishi Evo VII 1:18.2 Sportauto
131. BMW Z3 M Roadster 1:18.2 Sport Auto
132. Mercedes CLK 55 AMG 1:18.2 Sport Auto
133. Mercedes E 55 AMG 1:18.2 Sport Auto
134. Audi TT Roadster 3.2 (Mk II) 1:18.2 sportauto
135. Audi RS4 Cabrio 1:18.2 Sport Auto
136. Porsche 993 Carrera 1:18.3 Sport Auto
137. Porsche 993 Carrera Cabrio 1:18.3 Sport Auto
138. Porsche 986 Boxster S 1:18.3 Sport Auto
139. Honda NSX-R 1:18.4 "Sport Auto"
140. Honda NSX 3.2 1:18.4 Sportauto
141. Mitsubishi Lancer Evo VI 1:18.4 Sportauto
142. Mercedes CLK 63 AMG 1:18.4 Sport Auto
143. BMW Z3 Coupe 3.0i 1:18.4 Sport Auto
144. Maserati 3200 GT 1:18.4 Sport Auto
145. Mercedes SL 55 AMG 1:18.4 Sport Auto
146. Mercedes CL 65 AMG 1:18.4 Sport Auto
147. BMW M3 Cabrio 1:18.4 Sport Auto
148. BMW M3 (E36) 1:18.4 Sport Auto
149. Honda NSX-R (3.0) 1:18.49 Sportauto
150. Porsche Cayman 2.7 1:18.5 Sport Auto
151. Mercedes SLK 32 AMG 1:18.5 Sport Auto
152. Mercedes C 55 AMG 1:18.6 Sport Auto
153. Renault Megane Sport F1-Team R26 1:18.6 sportauto
154. Nissan 350Z 1:18.7 Sportauto
155. Mercedes SLK 350 1:18.7 Sport Auto
156. Chrysler 300C SRT-8 Touring 1:18.7 Sport Auto
157. Honda NSX 3.0 (1991) 1:18.77 Sportauto
158. Audi S6 1:18.8 Sport Auto
159. Audi TT 2.0 TFSI 1:18.8 Sport Auto
160. Renault Megane Sport Trophy 1:18.8 Sportauto
161. Audi S5 1:18.8 Sport Auto

Vegas_Sirk · 10-04-2007, 05:02 PM

Yea saw the Fifth Gear vid ... thats why I thought they where pretty close

LOL should I post those times on the Audizine thread ??? ... LOL
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just4kickz · 10-04-2007, 05:36 PM

haha do it for kicks

they'd be

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Year's_End · 10-04-2007, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E90ice

You might be wrong.

I love that video, and Fifth Gear for that matter (though not as much as TG), but one thing gets on my nerves: they say "bhp" when they talk instead of just saying "break horsepower"...seriously...it's abbreviated so people don't have to write it out. I've never talked to anyone who says bhp...it just sounds wierd.

I'm feeling agitated at the moment...

LOLrance · 10-04-2007, 06:55 PM

am i the only one that can't access the link, or even audizine.com for that matter?

!Xoible · 10-04-2007, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E90ice

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=163962

Anyone in the Orange County area with a stock 335 and a video camera willing to teach this guys a lesson?

John... OC 335i doesnt mind doing it....
i dont mind doing it myself..

ChineseGuy · 10-04-2007, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

I love that video, and Fifth Gear for that matter (though not as much as TG), but one thing gets on my nerves: they say "bhp" when they talk instead of just saying "break horsepower"...seriously...it's abbreviated so people don't have to write it out. I've never talked to anyone who says bhp...it just sounds wierd.

I'm feeling agitated at the moment...

you mean BRAKE horsepower right?

ndahbar · 10-05-2007, 12:21 AM

Here's the info on the track:

http://www.silhouet.com/motorsport/tracks/hockenhe.html

wj4 · 10-05-2007, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by l4wr3nc3

am i the only one that can't access the link, or even audizine.com for that matter?

I think they took it down. I was able to view it this morning, but now no longer can as well.

S4to335 · 10-05-2007, 01:48 AM

the whole site is down...probably server issues..I know the admin...he has had issues..he is actually up here in the South Bay Area..up here in NorCal.

LOLrance · 10-05-2007, 02:52 AM

wooot its back up!

PaPaGz · 10-05-2007, 02:58 AM

its back up...read my post there...i think it makes sense..

edit my handle is 07-aythree

ChineseGuy · 10-05-2007, 03:23 AM

lol....i guess they're laughing at us for being too concerned...

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E90ice Banned 220 Rep 2,002 Posts Drives: 2008 335xi Coupe Join Date: May 2006 Location: WA iTrader: (0)	Funny Audizine thread about the 335 http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=163962 Anyone in the Orange County area with a stock 335 and a video camera willing to teach this guys a lesson? __________________
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E90ice Banned 220 Rep 2,002 Posts Drives: 2008 335xi Coupe Join Date: May 2006 Location: WA iTrader: (0)	You might be wrong. Hockenheim Shorttrack, Germany 113. Aston Martin DB9 1:17.7 "Sport Auto" 114. BMW 335i Coupe 1:17.8 "Sport Auto" 115. Aston Martin Vanquish S 1:17.8 "Sport Auto" 116. Mercedes CLS 55 AMG 1:17.8 Sport Auto 117. BMW Z4 3.0si Coupe 1:17.8 Sportauto 118. Subaru Impreza WRX STi 1:17.9 "Sport Auto" 119. Audi RS6 1:17.9 Sportauto 120. Lotus Europa S 1:17.9 Sport Auto 121. Mercedes E 55 AMG 1:18.0 Sport Auto 122. BMW 335i 1:18.0 Sport Auto 123. Audi S4 1:18.1 Sportauto 124. BMW Z4 3.0i 1:18.1 sportauto 125. Mercedes SL 500 1:18.1 Sport Auto 126. Honda S2000 1:18.2 "Sport Auto" 127. Porsche 968 TurboS 1:18.2 Sportauto 128. Audi RS4 Avant (B5) 1:18.2 sportauto 129. Chevrolet Corvette C5 automatic 1:18.2 Sportauto 130. Mitsubishi Evo VII 1:18.2 Sportauto 131. BMW Z3 M Roadster 1:18.2 Sport Auto 132. Mercedes CLK 55 AMG 1:18.2 Sport Auto 133. Mercedes E 55 AMG 1:18.2 Sport Auto 134. Audi TT Roadster 3.2 (Mk II) 1:18.2 sportauto 135. Audi RS4 Cabrio 1:18.2 Sport Auto 136. Porsche 993 Carrera 1:18.3 Sport Auto 137. Porsche 993 Carrera Cabrio 1:18.3 Sport Auto 138. Porsche 986 Boxster S 1:18.3 Sport Auto 139. Honda NSX-R 1:18.4 "Sport Auto" 140. Honda NSX 3.2 1:18.4 Sportauto 141. Mitsubishi Lancer Evo VI 1:18.4 Sportauto 142. Mercedes CLK 63 AMG 1:18.4 Sport Auto 143. BMW Z3 Coupe 3.0i 1:18.4 Sport Auto 144. Maserati 3200 GT 1:18.4 Sport Auto 145. Mercedes SL 55 AMG 1:18.4 Sport Auto 146. Mercedes CL 65 AMG 1:18.4 Sport Auto 147. BMW M3 Cabrio 1:18.4 Sport Auto 148. BMW M3 (E36) 1:18.4 Sport Auto 149. Honda NSX-R (3.0) 1:18.49 Sportauto 150. Porsche Cayman 2.7 1:18.5 Sport Auto 151. Mercedes SLK 32 AMG 1:18.5 Sport Auto 152. Mercedes C 55 AMG 1:18.6 Sport Auto 153. Renault Megane Sport F1-Team R26 1:18.6 sportauto 154. Nissan 350Z 1:18.7 Sportauto 155. Mercedes SLK 350 1:18.7 Sport Auto 156. Chrysler 300C SRT-8 Touring 1:18.7 Sport Auto 157. Honda NSX 3.0 (1991) 1:18.77 Sportauto 158. Audi S6 1:18.8 Sport Auto 159. Audi TT 2.0 TFSI 1:18.8 Sport Auto 160. Renault Megane Sport Trophy 1:18.8 Sportauto 161. Audi S5 1:18.8 Sport Auto __________________
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