LMAO (not about the N54)

nyc335i · 11-12-2007, 09:38 AM

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AR230WAKEBOARDER · 11-12-2007, 09:42 AM

LOL thats is awesome!

hotrod2448 · 11-12-2007, 09:42 AM

Didn't read the hole thing (I'm hoping it ended up being a joke)but, this is a prime example of why some people should not work on their cars.

That guy should try routing the exhaust into the interior so he doesn't need a heater core anymore.

e90AW335i · 11-12-2007, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by hotrod2448

That guy should try routing the exhaust into the interior so he doesn't need a heater core anymore.

jerrym · 11-12-2007, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by kyleh4852

horsedjump · 11-12-2007, 11:41 AM

de.abeja · 11-12-2007, 11:52 AM

Wow, I am kind of embarassed to be an American right now, that thread should be used as an advocacy for birth control.

The Mods on that board must have pretty low standards with all the s-talking and swearing.

My favorite is one of the last posts where a light bulb turned on for him "but an extension cord doesn't do anything when you plug it into itself."

CASHBY · 11-12-2007, 11:59 AM

WOW...that is seriously clasic.

BoostedBMW · 11-12-2007, 12:28 PM

Hahaha... that guy is a genius!

Hey, you never know, this guy might be the next big tuner in the N54 scene as long as he prices his product right.

tizzletom · 11-12-2007, 12:34 PM

revah2 · 11-12-2007, 12:35 PM

Maybe he should try rerouting that exhaust up his asshole.

(DAI)

NaViT · 11-12-2007, 01:04 PM

what a dork....

toofasttooslow · 11-12-2007, 01:08 PM

So the only things wrong with his thinking are :

1) The exhausted gases will be primarily CO2 and CO and thus inert as far as combustion goes.

2) The exhausted gases will be super heated and cause the intake to melt down on top of the block causing catastrophic engine seizing.

3) Boost will be unlimited from 0 - redline and will undoubtedly throw rod bearings constantly because of the wear and overboost

4) Did i mention that exhaust is primarily CO and CO2 and water vapor? Do you really WANT to put CO, CO2 and water into your combustion chamber???

5) You will almost certainly fuck your pistons, rings, cylinder walls, etc etc.

Other than that I agree with his findings. If we could change the laws of physics than this would be a GREAT idea!!!

But until then it is absolutely absurd and mildly retarded.

O-cha · 11-12-2007, 01:09 PM

I think it was a joke.

e90AW335i · 11-12-2007, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by O-cha

I think it was a joke.

It was a joke on here, but on that board that guy was serious....I think....

Noize · 11-12-2007, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by gum5h03

So the only things wrong with his thinking are :

1) The exhausted gases will be primarily CO2 and CO and thus inert as far as combustion goes.

2) The exhausted gases will be super heated and cause the intake to melt down on top of the block causing catastrophic engine seizing.

3) Boost will be unlimited from 0 - redline and will undoubtedly throw rod bearings constantly because of the wear and overboost

4) Did i mention that exhaust is primarily CO and CO2 and water vapor? Do you really WANT to put CO, CO2 and water into your combustion chamber???

5) You will almost certainly fuck your pistons, rings, cylinder walls, etc etc.

Other than that I agree with his findings. If we could change the laws of physics than this would be a GREAT idea!!!

But until then it is absolutely absurd and mildly retarded.

Exhausted gasses where? That would be zero emissions, baby!

e.n335 · 11-12-2007, 01:49 PM

wow

Josh49 · 11-12-2007, 01:49 PM

toofasttooslow · 11-12-2007, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Noize

Exhausted gasses where? That would be zero emissions, baby!

Good point, it's like an infinite loop of exhaust and intake. The question is where does the exhaust begin and intake end or exhaust end and intake begin? Wow this could really cause a paradox within the time space-time continuum. This could be really bad if he figures it out. It's like dividing by zero!

Maestro · 11-12-2007, 02:13 PM

The best part was the very first line when he told someone to stay out of it, sounds like this guys already gets abuse for his ideas. For this reason alone I think this guy was not joking.

Noize · 11-12-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by gum5h03

Good point, it's like an infinite loop of exhaust and intake. The question is where does the exhaust begin and intake end or exhaust end and intake begin? Wow this could really cause a paradox within the time space-time continuum. This could be really bad if he figures it out. It's like dividing by zero!

LMAO!
I would like to see him start it on video from really far away, though!

gobo335i · 11-12-2007, 04:28 PM

I loved it. Joke or not. I hope it was.

11-12-2007, 09:38 AM	#1
nyc335i Second Lieutenant 17 Rep 223 Posts Drives: BMW 335i Join Date: May 2007 Location: NYC iTrader: (0)	LMAO (not about the N54) http://www.gmmodernmuscle.com/forums...er=asc&start=0
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11-12-2007, 09:42 AM	#2
AR230WAKEBOARDER Private First Class 4 Rep 144 Posts Drives: MONTEGO BLUE 335I Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Why? iTrader: (0)	LOL thats is awesome!
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hotrod2448 grand poobah 257 Rep 2,253 Posts Drives: F80 M3, F10 535i Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Charlotte, NC iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 335d [0.00]	Didn't read the hole thing (I'm hoping it ended up being a joke)but, this is a prime example of why some people should not work on their cars. That guy should try routing the exhaust into the interior so he doesn't need a heater core anymore.
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de.abeja First Lieutenant 5 Rep 301 Posts Drives: 335 sedan Join Date: May 2007 Location: San Diego iTrader: (0)	Wow, I am kind of embarassed to be an American right now, that thread should be used as an advocacy for birth control. The Mods on that board must have pretty low standards with all the s-talking and swearing. My favorite is one of the last posts where a light bulb turned on for him "but an extension cord doesn't do anything when you plug it into itself."
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11-12-2007, 11:59 AM	#8
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revah2 Lieutenant 38 Rep 555 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Boca Raton, FL iTrader: (0)	Maybe he should try rerouting that exhaust up his asshole. (DAI)
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11-12-2007, 01:08 PM	#13
toofasttooslow Galactic Emperor 77 Rep 801 Posts Drives: Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: WA iTrader: (3)	So the only things wrong with his thinking are : 1) The exhausted gases will be primarily CO2 and CO and thus inert as far as combustion goes. 2) The exhausted gases will be super heated and cause the intake to melt down on top of the block causing catastrophic engine seizing. 3) Boost will be unlimited from 0 - redline and will undoubtedly throw rod bearings constantly because of the wear and overboost 4) Did i mention that exhaust is primarily CO and CO2 and water vapor? Do you really WANT to put CO, CO2 and water into your combustion chamber??? 5) You will almost certainly fuck your pistons, rings, cylinder walls, etc etc. Other than that I agree with his findings. If we could change the laws of physics than this would be a GREAT idea!!! But until then it is absolutely absurd and mildly retarded.
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11-12-2007, 01:09 PM	#14
O-cha Brigadier General 230 Rep 4,726 Posts Drives: Mcoupe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In front of you iTrader: (2)	I think it was a joke. __________________
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Maestro Major 1060 Rep 1,268 Posts Drives: 2007 335i Sedan, 2021 X3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Philadelphia iTrader: (0)	The best part was the very first line when he told someone to stay out of it, sounds like this guys already gets abuse for his ideas. For this reason alone I think this guy was not joking. Last edited by Maestro; 11-12-2007 at 03:06 PM..
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11-12-2007, 04:28 PM	#22
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