Guess what PART III?

Puerto Rican 335d · 04-01-2014, 08:51 AM

AGAIN my car with the UREA leak, we'll see WTF is going wrong with it AGAIN!!!!!!!

BB_cuda · 04-02-2014, 05:56 PM

PR, you need to buy some depends for that peeing tank!

Puerto Rican 335d · 04-02-2014, 06:55 PM

Lol cuda they opened a PUMA case awaiting BMWNA approval

335dFan · 04-02-2014, 07:13 PM

I bet you will have some local canines backing up to your left rear wheel arch pretty soon.

2deerwhistlers · 04-02-2014, 07:27 PM

What's a PUMA case?

Big_Daddy_38 · 04-02-2014, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BB_cuda

PR, you need to buy some depends for that peeing tank!

If it's just a little dribble maybe a panty liner will work. Either way, the dealer will know for sure.

Puerto Rican 335d · 04-03-2014, 08:02 AM

from Kptaylor I got this thru google in e90post:

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69154

PuMa is a worldwide BMW database of all reported problems and most with the their appropriate fixes.

Before Germany will listen to the dealer a PuMa case has to be opened.

If u went in for a problem and they did not fix it right off, they most likely created a PuMa case to get help from Germany. Generally older established problems have ready fixes available to the tech even though that dealer has not seen ot before. If some new issue, it may take a while to start to get tech support.

For instance, installing the Snap in adapters for bluetooth phones is relatively new issue so ready fixes have yet to be established in PuMa for all related problems. In this case some research is required back at HQ to replicate and come up with answers. Sometimes those answers are still trial and error if certain build dates cannot be replicated.

BB_cuda · 04-03-2014, 03:48 PM

PR, thanks for describing what a PuMa does and how one comes to be. What does the acronym PuMa stand for?

2deerwhistlers · 04-03-2014, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BB_cuda

PR, thanks for describing what a PuMa does and how one comes to be. What does the acronym PuMa stand for?

Hopefully for his sake it's Put Ur Money Away

Puerto Rican 335d · 04-03-2014, 06:44 PM

Google it amigo lol

2deerwhistlers · 04-03-2014, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Puerto Rican 335d

Google it amigo lol

Some fresh m sport kicks

grzes · 04-03-2014, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 2deerwhistlers

Hopefully for his sake it's Put Ur Money Away

YES

and i thing it should be PUMA R (put your money away and run) LOL

grzes · 04-03-2014, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Puerto Rican 335d

Lol cuda they opened a PUMA case awaiting BMWNA approval

hope they will fix your problem soon, they opened PUMA case due to my carbon build up and I am still whip less

PUMA works very very very slow even in a well know and documented issue like a carbon buildup. They only allow dealer to order one part at a time and each part takes anything from 2 to 3 weeks from germany. In last 4 months they did walnut blasting, air flow sensor replacement, and one injector replacement. Wishing you good luck with puma

335dFan · 04-03-2014, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BB_cuda

PR, thanks for describing what a PuMa does and how one comes to be. What does the acronym PuMa stand for?

As Cougar is used to describe a 40-ish woman who is actively chasing younger guys, maybe a Puma is an even older woman doing the same thing?

Quasimodem · 04-03-2014, 08:46 PM

Maybe it has an infection.

joe_planet · 04-03-2014, 10:11 PM

So i was gonna say... chicken butt.

joe_planet · 04-03-2014, 10:12 PM

Dude you need to dpf delete and rip that pos out

Puerto Rican 335d · 04-04-2014, 07:26 AM

Joe we are in the midst of making a dpf, anyone interested my friend will be making 3 of them(weekend of April 12th should be done) one for him one for me and an extra for whomever wants to buy it, after that we will take orders on a case by case ONLY!! NO CODs cash out no credit cards no checks, paypal only. So get in line and contact me and I will info my friend.

Now mind you , you will need to code out DPF in your ECU/DDE and the rest of the stuff. Again, contact me on this I have someone who has the code out but will have to wait since my friend and I will be the guinea pigs for this ok!!

joe_planet · 04-04-2014, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Puerto Rican 335d

Joe we are in the midst of making a dpf, anyone interested my friend will be making 3 of them(weekend of April 12th should be done) one for him one for me and an extra for whomever wants to buy it, after that we will take orders on a case by case ONLY!! NO CODs cash out no credit cards no checks, paypal only. So get in line and contact me and I will info my friend.

Now mind you , you will need to code out DPF in your ECU/DDE and the rest of the stuff. Again, contact me on this I have someone who has the code out but will have to wait since my friend and I will be the guinea pigs for this ok!!

You didnt say no iou's

oh hey axel, I'm going to get ecotune for my x5 as soon as i get it back from the dealer.. they fixing a bunch of interior stuff that i found like sticky switches, a rattle, and cracked trim.

Quasimodem · 04-04-2014, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Puerto Rican 335d

Joe we are in the midst of making a dpf, anyone interested my friend will be making 3 of them(weekend of April 12th should be done) one for him one for me and an extra for whomever wants to buy it, after that we will take orders on a case by case ONLY!! NO CODs cash out no credit cards no checks, paypal only. So get in line and contact me and I will info my friend.

Bitcoins?

WreckerX5d · 04-05-2014, 07:52 PM

I think Nigerian checks are in order. My uncle inherited $12 million so you know I am good for it. Just need your bank account information to make the transfer.

AzureHaze · 04-06-2014, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 335dFan

As Cougar is used to describe a 40-ish woman who is actively chasing younger guys, maybe a Puma is an even older woman doing the same thing?

Puma < Cougar < Jaguar < Sabretooth

04-01-2014, 08:51 AM	#1
Puerto Rican 335d Brigadier General 236 Rep 3,488 Posts Drives: Montego Blue 335d Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Puerto Rico(Dominican Republic 03/2017) iTrader: (0)	Guess what PART III? AGAIN my car with the UREA leak, we'll see WTF is going wrong with it AGAIN!!!!!!! __________________ RENNtech Flash(Lenny Wu)/WAGNER IC Enkei Rajin 18"/Execuhitch Hitch/Koni FSD Soft Ride Bike Rack/Brava Synthetic Motor Oil(Made in Puerto Rico)/Meth(in the works)/CBU done w Andrew EGR Race Pipe (whoa! what an animal it is now)
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Puerto Rican 335d Brigadier General 236 Rep 3,488 Posts Drives: Montego Blue 335d Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Puerto Rico(Dominican Republic 03/2017) iTrader: (0)	Lol cuda they opened a PUMA case awaiting BMWNA approval
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04-03-2014, 08:02 AM	#7
Puerto Rican 335d Brigadier General 236 Rep 3,488 Posts Drives: Montego Blue 335d Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Puerto Rico(Dominican Republic 03/2017) iTrader: (0)	from Kptaylor I got this thru google in e90post: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69154 PuMa is a worldwide BMW database of all reported problems and most with the their appropriate fixes. Before Germany will listen to the dealer a PuMa case has to be opened. If u went in for a problem and they did not fix it right off, they most likely created a PuMa case to get help from Germany. Generally older established problems have ready fixes available to the tech even though that dealer has not seen ot before. If some new issue, it may take a while to start to get tech support. For instance, installing the Snap in adapters for bluetooth phones is relatively new issue so ready fixes have yet to be established in PuMa for all related problems. In this case some research is required back at HQ to replicate and come up with answers. Sometimes those answers are still trial and error if certain build dates cannot be replicated. __________________ RENNtech Flash(Lenny Wu)/WAGNER IC Enkei Rajin 18"/Execuhitch Hitch/Koni FSD Soft Ride Bike Rack/Brava Synthetic Motor Oil(Made in Puerto Rico)/Meth(in the works)/CBU done w Andrew EGR Race Pipe (whoa! what an animal it is now)
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04-03-2014, 03:48 PM	#8
BB_cuda Brigadier General 796 Rep 3,572 Posts Drives: 2011 335D Msport, 2013 X5D Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Clear Lake, Texas iTrader: (0)	PR, thanks for describing what a PuMa does and how one comes to be. What does the acronym PuMa stand for?
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Puerto Rican 335d Brigadier General 236 Rep 3,488 Posts Drives: Montego Blue 335d Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Puerto Rico(Dominican Republic 03/2017) iTrader: (0)	Google it amigo lol
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joe_planet Captain 45 Rep 800 Posts Drives: 2011 X5d Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: DFW iTrader: (1)	So i was gonna say... chicken butt.
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joe_planet Captain 45 Rep 800 Posts Drives: 2011 X5d Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: DFW iTrader: (1)	Dude you need to dpf delete and rip that pos out
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Puerto Rican 335d Brigadier General 236 Rep 3,488 Posts Drives: Montego Blue 335d Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Puerto Rico(Dominican Republic 03/2017) iTrader: (0)	Joe we are in the midst of making a dpf, anyone interested my friend will be making 3 of them(weekend of April 12th should be done) one for him one for me and an extra for whomever wants to buy it, after that we will take orders on a case by case ONLY!! NO CODs cash out no credit cards no checks, paypal only. So get in line and contact me and I will info my friend. Now mind you , you will need to code out DPF in your ECU/DDE and the rest of the stuff. Again, contact me on this I have someone who has the code out but will have to wait since my friend and I will be the guinea pigs for this ok!! __________________ RENNtech Flash(Lenny Wu)/WAGNER IC Enkei Rajin 18"/Execuhitch Hitch/Koni FSD Soft Ride Bike Rack/Brava Synthetic Motor Oil(Made in Puerto Rico)/Meth(in the works)/CBU done w Andrew EGR Race Pipe (whoa! what an animal it is now)
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