[NFS]

Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

Is it the truth making those eyes water or the 95 RON fumes? Anyway, I hate to be the one to break it but there is no lead in your pencil anymore ....

99 Ron all the way for me.

Ferrari fuel for the road. Can't imagine Enzo at the smelly pump

[BC4J]

Originally Posted by needforspeed

99 Ron all the way for me.

Ferrari fuel for the road. Can't imagine Enzo at the smelly pump

That's 'cause he be dead!

[mikem]

I`ll never forget the drive home Fri night, where I stopped at the first services, lifted the Green pump maked super and was glad to pay 105.9 p a liter just for the aroma.

[mjh93sa]

You're forgetting the biggest risk Carlos....... Dad wanting it back

[Evil Diesel]

Originally Posted by needforspeed

99 Ron all the way for me.

Ferrari fuel for the road. Can't imagine Enzo at the smelly pump

If you need to use the octane viagra to keep it going long after the lead has gone then that it between you and your doctor. (I was going to add girlfriend but why bother)

[ShereKhan]

Originally Posted by needforspeed

Their foul clattery perfume pervades the air wheresoever they choose to go in their evil stinky vehicles.

I bet they all secretly want to tow a caravan up the M5.

Anti social to a man.

They better stay in the first lane then - so we can speed past them making gestures with our hands

[NFS]

Originally Posted by BC4J

That's 'cause he be dead!

And Enzo Ferrari would never be seen dead buying diesel.

Originally Posted by mikem

I`ll never forget the drive home Fri night, where I stopped at the first services, lifted the Green pump maked super and was glad to pay 105.9 p a liter just for the aroma.

It's a beautiful thing isn't it ... not like that satanic demon wee that the diesel caravan hordes use. It smells disgusting and it doesn't even burn properly.

I heard that some of their cars don't even have proper spark plugs. Clearly they be witches and we need to try to drown them to make sure.

Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

If you need to use the octane viagra to keep it going long after the lead has gone then that it between you and your doctor. (I was going to add girlfriend but why bother)

She'll run alright on the cheap stuff ... but after a bit of 99 ron she's game on for anything.

I think your name says it all diesel=evil

Originally Posted by ShereKhan

They better stay in the first lane then - so we can speed past them making gestures with our hands

That's the terror of the diesel clan ... they clog up our outside lanes with their smelly fingers, caravans and roofboxes.

They spoil our holidays and eat our pets (possibly).

They should keep their smelly hands to themselves.

[Evil Diesel]

I think that you protest too much .......

Perhaps the Dark Side secretly tempts you?

[vivekk]

Originally Posted by needforspeed

And Enzo Ferrari would never be seen dead buying diesel.



It's a beautiful thing isn't it ... not like that satanic demon wee that the diesel caravan hordes use. It smells disgusting and it doesn't even burn properly.

I heard that some of their cars don't even have proper spark plugs. Clearly they be witches and we need to try to drown them to make sure.



She'll run alright on the cheap stuff ... but after a bit of 99 ron she's game on for anything.

I think your name says it all diesel=evil



That's the terror of the diesel clan ... they clog up our outside lanes with their smelly fingers, caravans and roofboxes.

They spoil our holidays and eat our pets (possibly).

They should keep their smelly hands to themselves.

NFS for 'King Petroleum the First'!

Viv