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F87LUV · 07-07-2016, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Eyebrows, Bhai. It's like mangos. The ones that look great aren't always ripe. The ones that smell sweet are the ripe ones.

Nice eyebrows are the sign of nice girl! Trust me :b.

To be honest I don't mind them slightly thicker if they are well groomed. I've noticed that most Middle Eastern girls have thicker eyebrows and they are some of the most gorgeous on the planet, IMO.

smoosh · 07-07-2016, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

yes Sir.. you'll be my lawyer when the rape charges come in?

Rape? RAPE?! Who said anything about rape? Why is rape always the first thing on your mind?

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by f87luv

:d

1MOREMOD · 07-07-2016, 02:07 PM

I have a van you can borrow with ice cream pictures on the side?

grimlock · 07-07-2016, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Rape? RAPE?! Who said anything about rape? Why is rape always the first thing on your mind?

what else would i need a lawyer for?

okay perhaps i should add FALSE accusations of rape.. you know, ask Aat, I'm sure he has retainer for these things

grimlock · 07-07-2016, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I have a van you can borrow with ice cream pictures on the side?

you're not concerned Uncle W. is going to want it back?

silvergray545 · 07-07-2016, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Damn it, Verb. Don't blow her ego up. She doesn't deserve it after she called me ugly.

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Rape? RAPE?! Who said anything about rape? Why is rape always the first thing on your mind?

Yeah grimmy, that's not cool.

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Damn it, Verb. Don't blow her ego up. She doesn't deserve it after she called me ugly.

You called him ugly?! F87LUV

smoosh · 07-07-2016, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

what else would i need a lawyer for

Oh, I don't know, traffic citations maybe, possession of marijuana, Chapter 11, real estate sale...

We do more than just babysit 35 year old Asians, and legally advise them not to rape women, you know...

Banana Hammock · 07-07-2016, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Damn it, Verb. Don't blow her ego up. She doesn't deserve it after she called me ugly.

Yeah grimmy, that's not cool.

She called you ugly?! How dare she! You are a handsome young man. (relatively handsome)

grimlock · 07-07-2016, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Oh, I don't know, traffic citations maybe, possession of marijuana, Chapter 11, real estate sale...

We do more than just babysit 35 year old Asians, and legally advise them not to rape women, you know...

yah if u don't end up in the slammer first, lol by the time you're done i'd have kids (optimistically speaking)

silvergray545 · 07-07-2016, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Oh, I don't know, traffic citations maybe, possession of marijuana, Chapter 11, real estate sale...

We do more than just babysit 35 year old Asians, and legally advise them not to rape women, you know...

You're an attorney? Nice!

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Originally Posted by duck fat

She called you ugly?! How dare she! You are a handsome young man. (relatively handsome)

No homo.

FTFY

EDIT: DAMN YOU DUCKY

grimlock · 07-07-2016, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Yeah grimmy, that's not cool.

i dunno, maybe FRA (false rape accusations) are the female opposite of Verb's conning women into bed...

i'm suspectible, cuz too honest

Banana Hammock · 07-07-2016, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You're an attorney? Nice!

FTFY

EDIT: DAMN YOU DUCKY

bimmette · 07-07-2016, 02:18 PM

Hmm I forgot that Smoosh did a phone interview with me a long time ago.

F87LUV · 07-07-2016, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Damn it, Verb. Don't blow her ego up. She doesn't deserve it after she called me ugly.

You called him ugly?! F87LUV

Other way around. He just wants your sympathy.

F87LUV · 07-07-2016, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Damn it, Verb. Don't blow her ego up. She doesn't deserve it after she called me ugly.

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Rape? RAPE?! Who said anything about rape? Why is rape always the first thing on your mind?

Yeah grimmy, that's not cool.

Don't worry. He already knocked me down- just in case.

smoosh · 07-07-2016, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Hmm I forgot that Smoosh did a phone interview with me a long time ago.

SHHHH!! Tara dammit

We both know what happened after that phone call

silvergray545 · 07-07-2016, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

I'll give it to you. That was good.

bimmette · 07-07-2016, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Hmm I forgot that Smoosh did a phone interview with me a long time ago.

SHHHH!! Tara dammit

Haha. I'll have to re-listen when I'm off the beach.

silvergray545 · 07-07-2016, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Other way around. He just wants your sympathy.

WHAT!? LIAR!! You said I wasn't worth your time!

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Don't worry. He already knocked me down- just in case.

Atta boy, Verbiage.

Aatish · 07-07-2016, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Last 2 chicks I dated had nice eyebrows. They were nice, until they cheated. They were Indian.

Current chick also has nice eyebrows. She's Armenian. She is a sweetie.

Tried dabbling with other non Indian chicks. One had OK eyebrows. She was a mess.

Spanish chick I ducked with also had nice eyebrows. She was also crazy.

She's a sweetie or literally "sweetie"?

Both

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