[3.0L]

Originally Posted by sygazelle

Thanks a lot. My mom used to wash our mouths out with soap when we said something naughty. (maybe happened once or twice) It never crossed my mind where that bar of soap had been until NOW. I am officially forever damaged.

Life is like that 🤣.

Consider this one: Being tired of surviving in C-Rations, I bought a sandwich
from a Vietnamese just outside our camp gate. It resembled a submarine
sandwich. Decades later I was stunned to learn that the Vietnamese used
dog meat and rat meat. 🤮

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

If you held up a BIC lighter at concerts instead of an iPhone.

(I learned something new today)

Nice try making the font size so small that the old folks can't read it!

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

If you held up a BIC lighter at concerts instead of an iPhone.

(I learned something new today)

And burnt your thumb in the process.

[sygazelle]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

If you held up a BIC lighter at concerts instead of an iPhone.

(I learned something new today)

....if you held a Zippo lighter up at concerts instead of a BIC lighter.

[JeffL0]

drop something

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by wizardofOz

Sorry I'm late to the party, but you know you're old when you pluck one grey hair out and two new ones spring up (i.e me)

Quit plucking. You might lose your hair anyway, no need to help it along.

[wizardofOz]

Originally Posted by Esteban

Quit plucking. You might lose your hair anyway, no need to help it along.

You're right Esteban, well I can't face reality so that's why I try, either that or its phobia...(probably the latter and not the former *cough)

[Pauly Wauly]

Originally Posted by wizardofOz

You're right Esteban, well I can't face reality so that's why I try, either that or its phobia...(probably the latter and not the former *cough)

I like your profile picture. I think it`s a tougher cat than Esteban`s cat in his profile picture

[wizardofOz]

Originally Posted by Pauly Wauly

I like your profile picture. I think it`s a tougher cat than Esteban`s cat in his profile picture

I think so too, but his whiskers beat mine

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by wizardofOz

I think so too, but his whiskers beat mine

Just noticed your avatar. Nice. I am always happy to see another cat guy. 👍

[wizardofOz]

Originally Posted by Esteban

Just noticed your avatar. Nice. I am always happy to see another cat guy. 👍

Thanks Esteban, nice to know you're a cat guy too.

Formerly a proud owner of two scottish folds and now a happy neighbour of an ultra fat grey british male shorthair called Alfie, who doesn't like women apparently and prefers men.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by wizardofOz

Thanks Esteban, nice to know you're a cat guy too.

Formerly a proud owner of two scottish folds and now a happy neighbour of an ultra fat grey british male shorthair called Alfie, who doesn't like women apparently and prefers men.

Sounds like my kind of cat. How about posting a pic when you get a chance? If your neighbor wouldn’t mind.

[wizardofOz]

Originally Posted by Esteban

Sounds like my kind of cat. How about posting a pic when you get a chance? If your neighbor wouldn’t mind.

By all means, they don't mind since they rarely keep him inside anyway.

It's been going through a diet on vets' orders but he's what we wake up to every morning over here.

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by sygazelle

....if you held a Zippo lighter up at concerts instead of a BIC lighter.

I still have the Zippo I used during my Army days.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by wizardofOz

By all means, they don't mind since they rarely keep him inside anyway.

It's been going through a diet on vets' orders but he's what we wake up to every morning over here.

Alfie's a dream. You're lucky to have a cat like that around. He's a real beauty.

Here's our cat. Her name is Sam. She's a 12yo Heinz 57 special that we got from the local shelter when she was 2yo. She's a total inside only cat.

Have had at least one cat all my life. The house would be empty without one. Definitely a cat guy.

There are other pics of her in the pet thread if you're interested.