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      12-20-2015, 10:58 PM   #2553
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I only need protection from one
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I wouldn't screw Carlos Slim if he was the last man on Earth. Now Robert Downey Jr. though has everything a man needs.
but but but... Carlos Slim has more $$ and better FICO scores!
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I knew you were on to me.
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      12-21-2015, 12:23 AM   #2557
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but but but... Carlos Slim has more $$ and better FICO scores!
She learned her lesson from POP...
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      12-21-2015, 12:37 AM   #2558
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Credit Score is a weak criteria, maybe the weakest....I personally know a Billionaire that filed bankruptcy twice before succeeding....he couldn't qualify for a car loan, but owned a dealership among his assets

IMHO - The Balance Sheet measures that really truly matters is verified liquidity and assets free from leverage that generate year over year cash flow for the Income Statement.
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      12-21-2015, 12:42 AM   #2559
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Credit Score is a weak criteria, maybe the weakest....I personally know a Billionaire that filed bankruptcy twice before succeeding....he couldn't qualify for a car loan, but owned a dealership among his assets

IMHO - The Balance Sheet measures that really truly matters is verified liquidity and assets free from leverage that generate year over year cash flow for the Income Statement.
Did someone say balance sheet and income statement? *materializes*
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Credit Score is a weak criteria, maybe the weakest....I personally know a Billionaire that filed bankruptcy twice before succeeding....he couldn't qualify for a car loan, but owned a dealership among his assets

IMHO - The Balance Sheet measures that really truly matters is verified liquidity and assets free from leverage that generate year over year cash flow for the Income Statement.
Haha.

I don't get the system. The more you owe and pay fast you can owe more?

I'm more into the saving thing.
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Credit Score is a weak criteria, maybe the weakest....I personally know a Billionaire that filed bankruptcy twice before succeeding....he couldn't qualify for a car loan, but owned a dealership among his assets

IMHO - The Balance Sheet measures that really truly matters is verified liquidity and assets free from leverage that generate year over year cash flow for the Income Statement.
Did someone say balance sheet and income statement? *materializes*
Gosh, get a room you two already.


You know better than talking dirty to her during the Devils hours ASBSECU E93
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Credit Score is a weak criteria, maybe the weakest....I personally know a Billionaire that filed bankruptcy twice before succeeding....he couldn't qualify for a car loan, but owned a dealership among his assets

IMHO - The Balance Sheet measures that really truly matters is verified liquidity and assets free from leverage that generate year over year cash flow for the Income Statement.


Abescue with his banking knowledge teaching Sara how to be a succesful Gold Digger.
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Credit Score is a weak criteria, maybe the weakest....I personally know a Billionaire that filed bankruptcy twice before succeeding....he couldn't qualify for a car loan, but owned a dealership among his assets

IMHO - The Balance Sheet measures that really truly matters is verified liquidity and assets free from leverage that generate year over year cash flow for the Income Statement.


Abescue with his banking knowledge teaching Sara how to be a succesful Gold Digger.
They are the gifts that keep on giving
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      12-21-2015, 01:51 AM   #2564
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You know better than talking dirty to her during the Devils hours ASBSECU E93
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It's 8am and nothing is on TV, so I'm watching Dr. Phil and he's taking these dudes to "Man Camp"

Guy said women are a bunch of bitches, he's higher than women, and he called his wife a fat whore.


Take notes gentlemen, he's alpha as fuck.
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It's 8am and nothing is on TV, so I'm watching Dr. Phil and he's taking these dudes to "Man Camp"

Guy said women are a bunch of bitches, he's higher than women, and he called his wife a fat whore.


Take notes gentlemen, he's alpha as fuck.
That's just a Tuesday here in the south
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It's 8am and nothing is on TV, so I'm watching Dr. Phil and he's taking these dudes to "Man Camp"

Guy said women are a bunch of bitches, he's higher than women, and he called his wife a fat whore.


Take notes gentlemen, he's alpha as fuck.
Oh you think you're sooo much better than us, watching Dr. Phil. Some of have to work today

Actually I didn't even know his show was still airing!
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      12-21-2015, 10:59 AM   #2568
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Credit Score is a weak criteria, maybe the weakest....I personally know a Billionaire that filed bankruptcy twice before succeeding....he couldn't qualify for a car loan, but owned a dealership among his assets

IMHO - The Balance Sheet measures that really truly matters is verified liquidity and assets free from leverage that generate year over year cash flow for the Income Statement.

Agree 840...%

Poor people can have high credit scores but can't have accounts of high value
Rich people can have accounts of high value but poor credit scores
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That's just a Tuesday here in the south
And Detroit.

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      12-21-2015, 11:22 AM   #2570
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It's 8am and nothing is on TV, so I'm watching Dr. Phil and he's taking these dudes to "Man Camp"

Guy said women are a bunch of bitches, he's higher than women, and he called his wife a fat whore.

Take notes gentlemen, he's alpha as fuck.
Gotta love the South...
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Oh you think you're sooo much better than us, watching Dr. Phil. Some of have to work today

Actually I didn't even know his show was still airing!
You're damn right I'm better than you peasants. I fudged my time off all year so I could take one legitimate vacation for Christmas.


See..., I can do good deeds every now and then.


The show was pretty fucking hilarious, pretty sure it was an old rerun though. I only got to watch for about 10 minutes because I stopped home to drop off gifts after my sisters dragged me out oft he house early as fuck to go shopping.
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And Detroit.

Oh, gotta love little shits like that
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I think I will buy the goats tonite!

Any more presents to share?

Wow, from the donations of $7117, we paid 8% in fees ($570) to gofundme! Yikes!
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I think I will buy the goats tonite!

Any more presents to share?

Wow, from the donations of $7117, we paid 8% in fees ($570) to gofundme! Yikes!
Hey, Bimmette.

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