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      11-30-2016, 04:19 PM   #23
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Touch the tick with anything really hot. Punk for fireworks is best. Tick will pull its head out and is easily removed after. Just plucking it with a pair of tweezers can leave the head imbedded and lead to an infection.
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Touch the tick with anything really hot. Punk for fireworks is best. Tick will pull its head out and is easily removed after. Just plucking it with a pair of tweezers can leave the head imbedded and lead to an infection.
I remove about 50 per year from my dogs and I've never had an issue. Thanks for the tip though, all new methods are worth looking in to.
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leave the head imbedded and lead to an infection.
This is what I was thinking accounted for the "hard lump" description. If so, waiting a few more days to remove would have nearly zero effect on the chance of transfer of Lymes to said pup.
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Touch the tick with anything really hot. Punk for fireworks is best. Tick will pull its head out and is easily removed after. Just plucking it with a pair of tweezers can leave the head imbedded and lead to an infection.
Most medics would agree with you on not simply using tweezers to remove a tic because of that reason.

I have to admit that I have pulled dozens of tics off of my own body over the years by either using my bare fingers, the soap method or the Vaseline method.

Thankfully I have had no infections result after pulling tics off of me with no regard for the potential long term effects.
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Touch the tick with anything really hot. Punk for fireworks is best. Tick will pull its head out and is easily removed after. Just plucking it with a pair of tweezers can leave the head imbedded and lead to an infection.
I remove about 50 per year from my dogs and I've never had an issue. Thanks for the tip though, all new methods are worth looking in to.
Woah! 50 ticks per year? Did you ever try Revolution?
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Maybe I'm crazy (I am a cat person) but nothing I'll ever do with my 'man card' will ever come close to delivering a baby - scares me just thinking about it. Pass around a few pics of a C-section and see who's ranking on whom.
I can't imagine having to pass a tiny smooth stone. Let alone a watermelon sized baby.

Scale to scale, it's like passing an apple through your urethra.
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Maybe I'm crazy (I am a cat person) but nothing I'll ever do with my 'man card' will ever come close to delivering a baby - scares me just thinking about it. Pass around a few pics of a C-section and see who's ranking on whom.
I can't imagine having to pass a tiny smooth stone. Let alone a watermelon sized baby.

Scale to scale, it's like passing an apple through your urethra.
I always find it difficult to agree when people use the analogy of women giving birth is the equivalent of a male passing a "insert fruit here" through his urethra.

The vagina of any female mammal, including humans has evolved to and is designed specifically to perform this obviously painful but natural process.

The male urethra is NOT. So I truly believe it is not fair to compare a world renowned natural process for life as we know it, with some process that is completely unfeasible.
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So I truly believe it is not fair to compare a world renowned natural process for life as we know it, with some process that is completely unfeasible.
You've never tried to shove a <insert fruit here> thru your urethra? Don't say never until you are sure. . .

Wait, woot????
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So I truly believe it is not fair to compare a world renowned natural process for life as we know it, with some process that is completely unfeasible.
You've never tried to shove a <insert fruit here> thru your urethra? Don't say never until you are sure. . .

Wait, woot????
lol,

we all know that you are our resident expert on sexual experimentation... but just like a good uncle, you taught me a lesson today.

As brave as I like to think I am... I just learned that there actually ARE some things I'm am extremely reluctant to try...

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lol,

we all know that you are our resident expert on sexual experimentation... but just like a good uncle, you taught me a lesson today.

As brave as I like to think I am... I just learned that there actually ARE some things I'm am extremely reluctant to try...

Reluctant but not...unwilling?
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Maybe I'm crazy (I am a cat person) but nothing I'll ever do with my 'man card' will ever come close to delivering a baby - scares me just thinking about it. Pass around a few pics of a C-section and see who's ranking on whom.
I can't imagine having to pass a tiny smooth stone. Let alone a watermelon sized baby.

Scale to scale, it's like passing an apple through your urethra.
I always find it difficult to agree when people use the analogy of women giving birth is the equivalent of a male passing a "insert fruit here" through his urethra.

The vagina of any female mammal, including humans has evolved to and is designed specifically to perform this obviously painful but natural process.

The male urethra is NOT. So I truly believe it is not fair to compare a world renowned natural process for life as we know it, with some process that is completely unfeasible.
Designed? There exists plans somewhere (PDF?) for the original inner workings of the most forbidden fruit?

If the only way for sperm to survive on this planet required a strawberry to keep it warm and soft then all men would be passing strawberries.

Of course, some nameless folks around here might end up with strawberry stains in the shower, bathroom and wherever else.

Design? Lol!
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Maybe I'm crazy (I am a cat person) but nothing I'll ever do with my 'man card' will ever come close to delivering a baby - scares me just thinking about it. Pass around a few pics of a C-section and see who's ranking on whom.
I can't imagine having to pass a tiny smooth stone. Let alone a watermelon sized baby.

Scale to scale, it's like passing an apple through your urethra.
I always find it difficult to agree when people use the analogy of women giving birth is the equivalent of a male passing a "insert fruit here" through his urethra.

The vagina of any female mammal, including humans has evolved to and is designed specifically to perform this obviously painful but natural process.

The male urethra is NOT. So I truly believe it is not fair to compare a world renowned natural process for life as we know it, with some process that is completely unfeasible.
Designed? There exists plans somewhere (PDF?) for the original inner workings of the most forbidden fruit?

If the only way for sperm to survive on this planet required a strawberry to keep it warm and soft then all men would be passing strawberries.

Of course, some nameless folks around here might end up with strawberry stains in the shower, bathroom and wherever else.

Design? Lol!
lol,

I don't have any blueprints or a Floorplan... but I have navigated my way through one or two of those facilities in question, and I must say that the design is exquisite, indeed.
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Maybe I'm crazy (I am a cat person) but nothing I'll ever do with my 'man card' will ever come close to delivering a baby - scares me just thinking about it. Pass around a few pics of a C-section and see who's ranking on whom.
I can't imagine having to pass a tiny smooth stone. Let alone a watermelon sized baby.

Scale to scale, it's like passing an apple through your urethra.
I always find it difficult to agree when people use the analogy of women giving birth is the equivalent of a male passing a "insert fruit here" through his urethra.

The vagina of any female mammal, including humans has evolved to and is designed specifically to perform this obviously painful but natural process.

The male urethra is NOT. So I truly believe it is not fair to compare a world renowned natural process for life as we know it, with some process that is completely unfeasible.
Designed? There exists plans somewhere (PDF?) for the original inner workings of the most forbidden fruit?

If the only way for sperm to survive on this planet required a strawberry to keep it warm and soft then all men would be passing strawberries.

Of course, some nameless folks around here might end up with strawberry stains in the shower, bathroom and wherever else.

Design? Lol!
lol,

I don't have any blueprints or a Floorplan... but I have navigated my way through one or two of those facilities in question, and I must say that the design is exquisite, indeed.
Are you telling me that you've read the plans many times but it's in Braille?
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Maybe I'm crazy (I am a cat person) but nothing I'll ever do with my 'man card' will ever come close to delivering a baby - scares me just thinking about it. Pass around a few pics of a C-section and see who's ranking on whom.
I can't imagine having to pass a tiny smooth stone. Let alone a watermelon sized baby.

Scale to scale, it's like passing an apple through your urethra.
I always find it difficult to agree when people use the analogy of women giving birth is the equivalent of a male passing a "insert fruit here" through his urethra.

The vagina of any female mammal, including humans has evolved to and is designed specifically to perform this obviously painful but natural process.

The male urethra is NOT. So I truly believe it is not fair to compare a world renowned natural process for life as we know it, with some process that is completely unfeasible.
Designed? There exists plans somewhere (PDF?) for the original inner workings of the most forbidden fruit?

If the only way for sperm to survive on this planet required a strawberry to keep it warm and soft then all men would be passing strawberries.

Of course, some nameless folks around here might end up with strawberry stains in the shower, bathroom and wherever else.

Design? Lol!
lol,

I don't have any blueprints or a Floorplan... but I have navigated my way through one or two of those facilities in question, and I must say that the design is exquisite, indeed.
Are you telling me that you've read the plans many times but it's in Braille?
Exactly.

The course of action to maneuver through that intricate design is using your sense of touch.

.... or the sense of taste might help you to figure your way around it as well. If you're interested to that, of course
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Maybe I'm crazy (I am a cat person) but nothing I'll ever do with my 'man card' will ever come close to delivering a baby - scares me just thinking about it. Pass around a few pics of a C-section and see who's ranking on whom.
I can't imagine having to pass a tiny smooth stone. Let alone a watermelon sized baby.

Scale to scale, it's like passing an apple through your urethra.
I always find it difficult to agree when people use the analogy of women giving birth is the equivalent of a male passing a "insert fruit here" through his urethra.

The vagina of any female mammal, including humans has evolved to and is designed specifically to perform this obviously painful but natural process.

The male urethra is NOT. So I truly believe it is not fair to compare a world renowned natural process for life as we know it, with some process that is completely unfeasible.
Designed? There exists plans somewhere (PDF?) for the original inner workings of the most forbidden fruit?

If the only way for sperm to survive on this planet required a strawberry to keep it warm and soft then all men would be passing strawberries.

Of course, some nameless folks around here might end up with strawberry stains in the shower, bathroom and wherever else.

Design? Lol!
lol,

I don't have any blueprints or a Floorplan... but I have navigated my way through one or two of those facilities in question, and I must say that the design is exquisite, indeed.
Are you telling me that you've read the plans many times but it's in Braille?
Exactly.

The course of action to maneuver through that intricate design is using your sense of touch.

.... or the sense of taste might help you to figure your way around it as well. If you're interested to that, of course
In some cases, especially on the Grande Fanny Models, you can also use echolocation.
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Woah! 50 ticks per year? Did you ever try Revolution?
Nah, but we spend hours every day in the woods so that can be expected. I kinda like the little buggers.
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Nah, but we spend hours every day in the woods so that can be expected. I kinda like the little buggers.
Like popping zits
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Like popping zits
I considered dating a boy when I was really young just so I could fix his face. My dad told me you're not supposed to point out the issues so I was polite and left him deal with the zits on his own.

But seriously. My dog has no fur, and he is tiny. He gets about 30 ticks per year amd just spent two nights below 15f temperatures outside with a big wound in his back leg. Dogs are pretty tough. We humans just like freaking out.
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Touch the tick with anything really hot. Punk for fireworks is best. Tick will pull its head out and is easily removed after. Just plucking it with a pair of tweezers can leave the head imbedded and lead to an infection.
My dad used to hot box his Lucky Strike and hold it to the tick stuck to me. About scared me to death....
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