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      11-24-2015, 02:44 PM   #441
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UPS frowns on shipping fecal matter sir. Just thought you should know.
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      11-24-2015, 02:47 PM   #442
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UPS frowns on shipping fecal matter sir. Just thought you should know.
Ew. No man.


I'm getting them a dick towel.
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      11-24-2015, 02:50 PM   #443
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Ew. No man.


I'm getting them a dick towel.
MAN! I hope you get me!!
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      11-24-2015, 03:18 PM   #444
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I'm getting them a dick towel.
Does that require a piercing to attach the ring that holds the towel???
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      11-24-2015, 03:25 PM   #445
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UPS frowns on shipping fecal matter sir. Just thought you should know.
Ew. No man.


I'm getting them a dick towel.
Is that a special extra small towel for the penis or is it a towel with pictures of penises on it? Elaborate.
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      11-24-2015, 03:25 PM   #446
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Does that require a piercing to attach the ring that holds the towel???
If you have not mastered the wrap and belly tuck, then what you do to secure the towel is none of my business, sir.
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      11-24-2015, 03:25 PM   #447
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Is that a special extra small towel for the penis or is it a towel with pictures of penises on it? Elaborate.
www.dicktowel.com (Mildly NSFW)
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      11-24-2015, 03:58 PM   #448
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Is that a special extra small towel for the penis or is it a towel with pictures of penises on it? Elaborate.
don't worry, the girls won't be left out.

nsfw link

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/103...g?v=1446656751


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      11-24-2015, 03:59 PM   #449
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www.dicktowel.com (Mildly NSFW)
Model one for us!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      11-24-2015, 04:02 PM   #450
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Model one for us!
For you i model real thing



I'm getting really good at these Belgium impressions!
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      11-24-2015, 04:14 PM   #451
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I'm getting really good at these Belgium impressions!
You are indeed but we know your sweet side.
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Dude, grow up Tonka.


That's so elementary.
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Hey Tonka don't he a hater! Think of us ladies of the forum
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Dude, grow up Tonka.


That's so elementary.
Axius and Lups sitting in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.....

lol
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lol
Why in a tree? I'd like to think of other places.
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Why in a tree? I'd like to think of other places.
Probably not necessary, but i'll vouch for Axius' wood, it's a good place to sit...ehh, i mean, so i've heard.

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lol
Why in a tree? I'd like to think of other places.
Farm? In the goat paddock or wherever the hell it is you keep goats??
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Probably not necessary, but i'll vouch for Axius' wood, it's a good place to sit...ehh, i mean, so i've heard.

I knew you were a dirty man Joe!

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Farm? In the goat paddock or wherever the hell it is you keep goats??
Lets consult our banker on that when he returns from making money!
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      11-24-2015, 05:58 PM   #460
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      11-24-2015, 06:20 PM   #461
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I knew you were a dirty man Joe!



Lets consult our banker on that when he returns from making money!
....yea, barn?! is the key word here
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