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11-27-2015, 04:03 PM | #639 | |
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Because she said to me that I was death and actually I'm really warm
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Ow, I feel my chest tightening. That hurts to look at!
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11-27-2015, 04:21 PM | #644 |
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I see myself !
William I need to say your English really sucks
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11-27-2015, 04:49 PM | #645 |
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11-27-2015, 05:07 PM | #646 | |
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11-27-2015, 10:28 PM | #647 | |
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Reporting for duty.
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11-27-2015, 10:31 PM | #649 |
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11-27-2015, 10:45 PM | #650 |
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I believe the request was made of you first...
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11-27-2015, 10:50 PM | #651 | |
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Just don't say that and leave us alone with any of your lady friends. You may have a difficult time holding on to her after she's comes to know an experienced man. She is in fact not real. She may in fact actually be a man. She/he does in fact lie in these forums. She/he is not to be trusted. Seriously. DON'T do it!
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11-27-2015, 10:53 PM | #652 |
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Well, i don't want to be accused of whoring myself out with PG-13 images now do I?
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11-27-2015, 10:56 PM | #653 | |
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Got my ego handed to me. Don't worry, bruises heal.
Hey just saying! Enough goats and I'll do it. Well, face anyway. You can die of nightmares then
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11-27-2015, 10:58 PM | #654 | ||
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11-27-2015, 10:59 PM | #655 |
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No, just NC-17 ones.
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11-27-2015, 11:21 PM | #656 | |
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Guys (and girls), one goat costs $50usd. I need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 1 goat for a good quality portrait type picture of Lups. (4 people = 4 goats) Then, i need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 2 goats for a good quality WAIST UP portrait type picture of Lups. (4 people = 8 goats) THEN... i need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 3 goats each for a good quality full body picture of Lups in heals, nothing more than 2" inseam shorts or skirt, and at least exposed cleavage. (4 people = 12 goats) This is borderline evil.... don't hate me!! No love lost if you say no. In fact, if you don't want to do this, i'll donate another goat just to ensure you won't hate me for pimping your photos out.
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11-27-2015, 11:23 PM | #657 |
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Nice Cock - 17? What the hell is NC-17?
You have to remember the last time a moving rating pertained to me there was only PG, R, and X....
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11-27-2015, 11:29 PM | #658 |
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We may be close to the same age.....but damn dude, you're old as hell
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11-27-2015, 11:29 PM | #659 |
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No children 17 and under, although I like your explanation better. Let's just go with X.
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It is going to suck to be me. I can commit posting a shot my son took a few weeks back, or/ and the few already seen in my blog, but the chances I can ever be drunk enough to take a pic of myself are slim due to my high tolerance with alcohol. Now if someone would explain me where to get weed...
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