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      11-27-2015, 04:03 PM   #639
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You've been giving me the cold shoulder lately.

Is there something i need to know?
I'm sure that I'm even more colder than the cold you got .
Because she said to me that I was death and actually I'm really warm
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You are bootylicious, ignore him.
Now about your spelling... I know you're a numbers guy, but I hope you don't email your rich clients like this: "Congradulations, your rich. I made you a milion dollers!"
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You are bootylicious, ignore him.
Now about your spelling... I know you're a numbers guy, but I hope you don't email your rich clients like this: "Congradulations, your rich. I made you a milion dollers!"
Ow, I feel my chest tightening. That hurts to look at!
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I cant not believe that there not type good english.
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Please stop. This is a serious matter.
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I cant not believe that there not type good english.
I see myself !
William I need to say your English really sucks
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Please stop. This is a serious matter.
what mean you, tara dear?

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I see myself !
William I need to say your English really sucks
Belgie, for I know not what you say; my english is of great. take good lesson friend.
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      11-27-2015, 05:07 PM   #646
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what mean you, tara dear?

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William I need to say your English really sucks
Belgie, for I know not what you say; my english is of great. take good lesson friend.
I just read that in Borat's / The Dictator's voice...

"Congratulations, you now has the AID's..."
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      11-27-2015, 10:28 PM   #647
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Reporting for duty.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      11-27-2015, 10:30 PM   #648
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Reporting for duty.
Where have you been?
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Reporting for duty.
With full frontal images to post??
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Reporting for duty.
With full frontal images to post??
I believe the request was made of you first...
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I gotta hand it to you old guys for stepping up. Here I thought you were all decrepit old men.


There should be a poll so everyone can vote.
Nice...

Just don't say that and leave us alone with any of your lady friends. You may have a difficult time holding on to her after she's comes to know an experienced man.

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She is in fact not real. She may in fact actually be a man. She/he does in fact lie in these forums. She/he is not to be trusted. Seriously. DON'T do it!
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I believe the request was made of you first...
Well, i don't want to be accused of whoring myself out with PG-13 images now do I?
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Where have you been?
Got my ego handed to me. Don't worry, bruises heal.

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With full frontal images to post??
Hey just saying! Enough goats and I'll do it. Well, face anyway. You can die of nightmares then
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I gotta hand it to you old guys for stepping up. Here I thought you were all decrepit old men.


There should be a poll so everyone can vote.
Nice...

Just don't say that and leave us alone with any of your lady friends. You may have a difficult time holding on to her after she's comes to know an experienced man.

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Biorin is real. We totally texted off the forum. Still not sure if old hairy man or real girl from video, but realness is confirmed.
She is in fact not real. She may in fact actually be a man. She/he does in fact lie in these forums. She/he is not to be trusted. Seriously. DON'T do it!
Cockblocker!! I, um, mean Axius's cock, because that would be so weird if I had one! Haha, so funny to think about, I know.
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I believe the request was made of you first...
Well, i don't want to be accused of whoring myself out with PG-13 images now do I?
No, just NC-17 ones.
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Hey just saying! Enough goats and I'll do it. Well, face anyway. You can die of nightmares then
Ok, similar to my set up, but with a twist. (you may regret this or come to hate me)


Guys (and girls), one goat costs $50usd.

I need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 1 goat for a good quality portrait type picture of Lups. (4 people = 4 goats)

Then, i need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 2 goats for a good quality WAIST UP portrait type picture of Lups. (4 people = 8 goats)

THEN... i need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 3 goats each for a good quality full body picture of Lups in heals, nothing more than 2" inseam shorts or skirt, and at least exposed cleavage. (4 people = 12 goats)



This is borderline evil.... don't hate me!!

No love lost if you say no. In fact, if you don't want to do this, i'll donate another goat just to ensure you won't hate me for pimping your photos out.
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No, just NC-17 ones.
Nice Cock - 17? What the hell is NC-17?

You have to remember the last time a moving rating pertained to me there was only PG, R, and X....
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No, just NC-17 ones.
Nice Cock - 17? What the hell is NC-17?

You have to remember the last time a moving rating pertained to me there was only PG, R, and X....
We may be close to the same age.....but damn dude, you're old as hell
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No, just NC-17 ones.
Nice Cock - 17? What the hell is NC-17?

You have to remember the last time a moving rating pertained to me there was only PG, R, and X....
No children 17 and under, although I like your explanation better. Let's just go with X.
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Ok, similar to my set up, but with a twist. (you may regret this or come to hate me)


Guys (and girls), one goat costs $50usd.

I need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 1 goat for a good quality portrait type picture of Lups. (4 people = 4 goats)

Then, i need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 2 goats for a good quality WAIST UP portrait type picture of Lups. (4 people = 8 goats)

THEN... i need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 3 goats each for a good quality full body picture of Lups in heals, nothing more than 2" inseam shorts or skirt, and at least exposed cleavage. (4 people = 12 goats)



This is borderline evil.... don't hate me!!

No love lost if you say no. In fact, if you don't want to do this, i'll donate another goat just to ensure you won't hate me for pimping your photos out.
...

It is going to suck to be me.

I can commit posting a shot my son took a few weeks back, or/ and the few already seen in my blog, but the chances I can ever be drunk enough to take a pic of myself are slim due to my high tolerance with alcohol.

Now if someone would explain me where to get weed...
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