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      12-01-2015, 10:26 PM   #1013
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Ok, I have to say that Tonka currently has the title of best frontal shot which unfortunately can't be posted on here
No he hasn't.
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      12-01-2015, 10:26 PM   #1014
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Ok, I have to say that Tonka currently has the title of best frontal shot which unfortunately can't be posted on here
No he hasn't.
Well then share, biotch.
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      12-01-2015, 10:27 PM   #1015
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That is the best you could come up with??!! That feeble attempt at reverse psychology??!! I expect more out of our resident hairy little neuro-genius...

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Keep it up though - all your fellow ladies have thrown up shots - it's been awful quiet from the east coast side, in perhaps an area where sweater vests and argyle socks are always in fashion??
Why is everything I say deemed reverse psychology? Have you ever considered that perhaps I am just saying that you have tiny balls?

Yes, don't expect full frontal pics of me. I'm a never-nude, but instead of denim shorts, it's argyle.
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Well then share, biotch.
Honestly, I'd have to text them, ask for a permission and you can see where this leads to.

"hi you unknown person who somehow got my phone number. Can I send your dick pics to bimmette Biorin and Sara504 ? Thanks
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      12-01-2015, 10:33 PM   #1017
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Honestly, I'd have to text them, ask for a permission and you can see where this leads to.

"hi you unknown person who somehow got my phone number. Can I send your dick pics to bimmette Biorin and Sara504 ? Thanks
Dude, if it's a random person, it's fair game. If I sent my vagina to a total stranger on the internet, I couldn't be mad if they shared it.
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      12-01-2015, 10:34 PM   #1018
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No he hasn't.
One thing i've learned over the years is that whether you're a racer, football player, body builder, model, or just an average person, there is always someone faster, bigger, stronger, better looking, or willing to take it further.

I'm ok with this.
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All yall a bunch of fucking talk with no walk.
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      12-01-2015, 10:38 PM   #1020
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All yall a bunch of fucking talk with no walk.
It's always nice to know who you can go in to battle with, stand back to back, and not worry about what's behind you.

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No he hasn't.
Lups - if you post my secret pic, I swear, I'll post yours
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Dude, if it's a random person, it's fair game. If I sent my vagina to a total stranger on the internet, I couldn't be mad if they shared it.
Well I'd feel sleazy. Anyone who tells me to share I will in two seconds fro sure.

(honestly, my phone has turned into a perv dented thanks to the shot posted. I think men get aroused by the nachos.)

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One thing i've learned over the years is that whether you're a racer, football player, body builder, model, or just an average person, there is always someone faster, bigger, stronger, better looking, or willing to take it further.

I'm ok with this.
Actually, you got our undivided approval. I would share a classic comment gotten about yours: "wow".

My protest in not naming you as the undefeated winner is the color of the worn pants. They didn't provide a contrast against the seen um scenery?
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Lups - if you post my secret pic, I swear, I'll post yours
I refuse to share your mustache. And that shot posted will get your ass spanked big time if you ever post it. I have friends that will loan me their whips.
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      12-01-2015, 10:43 PM   #1024
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Actually, you got our undivided approval. I would share a classic comment gotten about yours: "wow".

My protest in not naming you as the undefeated winner is the color of the worn pants. They didn't provide a contrast against the seen um scenery?
Yeah, we're gonna need some updated pics. Even if they are... harder... to take.

Edit: Female Belgium
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It's always nice to know who you can go in to battle with, stand back to back, and not worry about what's behind you.

We could take this SO far, but if it's just us two, it'd be like pages of fucking Playgirl.


Kind of makes me think for a minute...., how many of the thousands of people logged on right now have seen this, but never want to say anything. Are we the kids at the cool table?
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Yeah, we're gonna need some updated pics. Even if they are... harder... to take.

Edit: Female Belgium
Would you like to subscribe my new magazine: The men of Bp in the flesh?

Dunno, I see this as payback.

15 years in tights.
20 years of men being assholes
Army.
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This ain't perving. This is payback.
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It's not payback if we're waiting for you to expose our dirty secrets to make you look like the perv.
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It's not payback if we're waiting for you to expose our dirty secrets to make you look like the perv.
A little or a secret now are not the best words here.

I speak for the ladies of bp when I say what I've seen would get universal approval.
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You mean, I haven't been the only one sending dirty pictures?!?!
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You mean, I haven't been the only one sending or receiving dirty pictures?!?!
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Is this becoming As The World Turns or All My Children? lol
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Is this becoming As The World Turns or All My Children? lol
...I'd say it's more like a telenovela.....
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My protest in not naming you as the undefeated winner is the color of the worn pants. They didn't provide a contrast against the seen um scenery?
So i'm not sure if it's the color of the material, size of the material or type of material??

Would it be better to just get rid of the material?
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