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      12-04-2015, 03:21 PM   #1387
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You guys gonna take pics of each other for the forum?
No, I just want to go pet BB and Waffles.
Oh man - I know some ladies that will be mad you're getting Donkey and Goat lovin....
This sounded very....reason SugarSkulls got banned for.
I'm pretty sure some all the people sitting around me and traffic are wondering what the fuck I'm laughing at that so funny.

Maybe I'm just easily amused today.:
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You guys gonna take pics of each other for the forum?
No, I just want to go pet BB and Waffles.
Oh man - I know some ladies that will be mad you're getting Donkey and Goat lovin....
This sounded very....reason SugarSkulls got banned for.
I'm pretty sure some all the people sitting around me and traffic are wondering what the fuck I'm laughing at that so funny.

Maybe I'm just easily amused today.:
It's Friday- everything seems sunnier today.
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      12-04-2015, 03:30 PM   #1389
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It's Friday- everything seems sunnier today.
You're in SoCal, everyday is sunny.
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      12-04-2015, 03:31 PM   #1390
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It's Friday- everything seems sunnier today.
You're in SoCal, everyday is sunny.
Not lately. El Niņo is starting to show its face here and there...

But I like the gloom, so I'm game.
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      12-04-2015, 03:34 PM   #1391
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El Nino...., sounds like the title to a porn.
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      12-04-2015, 03:35 PM   #1392
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El Nino...., sounds like the title to a porn.
Starring you, Asbs and Tonka- yes?
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      12-04-2015, 03:35 PM   #1393
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Starring you, Asbs and Tonka- yes?
Unfortunately.
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Starring you, Asbs and Tonka- yes?
Unfortunately.
Just be the guy in middle.

Let Tonka be the guy sucking from the front, Asbs licking from the back- and you just stand and enjoy.

Make the best of a sticky wicket
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      12-04-2015, 03:39 PM   #1395
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You're starting to sound like Tonka, can't we just get back to Sara claiming she has a picture with a fat ass?
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      12-04-2015, 03:43 PM   #1396
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Almost ready to move in... but proper color is shown.

Are you going to wipe the yellow spot where Bosley's winkie is touching the newly stained and expensive floor?
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      12-04-2015, 03:46 PM   #1397
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Probably won't be noticeable after first party and it's gizz covered.
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      12-04-2015, 03:47 PM   #1398
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His dog could be in movies, like Air Bud.
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      12-04-2015, 03:51 PM   #1399
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Probably won't be noticeable after first party and it's gizz covered.
Especially if Jaded is there.
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      12-04-2015, 09:12 PM   #1400
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I will be reporting for duty for the ass inspections in an hour and a half. Please remember I take my reviews seriously.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-04-2015, 09:15 PM   #1401
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Ok people, presents are being received as early as today.

Are you opening them immediately? Does everyone have to post pics?
And can the Santa stay secret if they prefer?
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      12-04-2015, 09:23 PM   #1402
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Ok people, present are being received as early as today.

Are you opening them immediately? Does everyone have to post pics?
And can the Santa say secret if they prefer?
Lol based on previous responses I don't know that I trust you guys enough to open a gift in front of my family. Lol. Might be some S & M shit
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      12-04-2015, 09:24 PM   #1403
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Ok people, present are being received as early as today.

Are you opening them immediately? Does everyone have to post pics?
And can the Santa say secret if they prefer?
Lol based on previous responses I don't know that I trust you guys enough to open a gift in front of my family. Lol. Might be some S & M shit
Yes DO NOT OPEN GIFTS IN FRONT OF FAMILY!
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      12-04-2015, 10:10 PM   #1404
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Gift purchased and on its way!
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      12-04-2015, 10:30 PM   #1405
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Gift purchased and on its way!
Ugh. I got such a hard target. It's hard to find something genuinely funny.
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      12-04-2015, 10:42 PM   #1406
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Ugh. I got such a hard target. It's hard to find something genuinely funny.
Were we supposed to be funny? Did I miss the memo?
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      12-04-2015, 10:46 PM   #1407
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Were we supposed to be funny? Did I miss the memo?
Nope, but I got a person I genuinely like from here, so I want to give a little back. You can still send Biorin the book about being the perfect housewife as you planned!
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      12-04-2015, 11:51 PM   #1408
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Santas cannot stay secret forever! Once everyone has gotten gifts, we reveal. Also, everyone should post pics of what they got.
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