HELP--My Girlfriend is Cheating on Me!!

TNganele · 07-12-2011, 08:19 PM

Funniest question ever!

Cuba · 07-12-2011, 10:46 PM

haha lmfao this shits too funny

mjollnir19 · 07-13-2011, 01:57 AM

oh my god this made my night!!

well i'd go jb4

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Originally Posted by TT3 iN NyC

I don’t know where to begin so here goes. I’ve been living with my girlfriend for about a year now and I love her to death. She’s into cars too. In fact, one of the things that attracted me to her was her badass B8 Audi S4.

However, these passed few months have been challenging. We hardly see each other anymore at home. She comes home late at night. We don’t go out as much anymore. And, it seems like she’s starting a bunch of fights, often for meaningless reasons. Last month, I saw her on the computer giggling and typing away. I casually walked behind her to look over her shoulder. She slammed her laptop closed and we had the worst fight about privacy. Well, last week I got a little nosey and checked out her last text messages. She has been getting a lot of flirty texts from some number I don’t even recognize.

Well, last Saturday we were supposed to go to dinner with some friends. She bailed, saying she was not feeling well and told me to go without her. So I got into the 335i, pretended to go to the dinner but in fact only went down the block, just on a suspicion. 15 minutes later she comes out and starts to drive off, so I followed her. She only went a few miles and stopped at an apartment complex. 10 minutes later, she and some bastard walk out and get into her car.

I followed them as they got onto the freeway onramp. She decided to punch it and was hitting triple digits in no time. I tried to keep up with them but she just kept pulling away. I was so pissed I couldn’t see straight. So here’s my dilemma. I sure could use everyone’s advice. Which tune should I upgrade to—PROcede V5 or JB4?

rodgerdodger · 07-13-2011, 02:04 AM

epic

Slow_335i · 07-13-2011, 02:09 AM

lmao

awesome thread!!

Hooy · 07-13-2011, 02:33 AM

lol I've seen a thread like this before.

Elliott@DetailAddict · 07-14-2011, 02:40 PM

Love the thread

TT3 iN NyC · 07-14-2011, 07:44 PM

LOL thanks fellas! :-)

SixShotEspressO · 08-10-2011, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazydrummer

win

Shit i don't care if he didn't search. Give this man some answers

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

how did I miss the little gem?

merchomini · 08-10-2011, 10:58 AM

EPIC......

Legen.............wait for it.............dary.

I think i see more votes going to the procede than the JB4 uh oh

im on the fence with this to..

mastermayhm · 08-10-2011, 11:13 AM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

E90SLAM · 08-10-2011, 12:32 PM

Hedges · 08-10-2011, 01:35 PM

Pics of your wife naked so we can decide which tune is appropriate?

TheStig · 08-10-2011, 01:41 PM

lmao

tibra1 · 08-10-2011, 01:55 PM

on girlfriends..This is summer time in NYC..u can get more ass than tolilet seats so dump her..

Panoz · 08-10-2011, 03:32 PM

ROLF!!!!

This guy is a Legend!!!

TT3 iN NyC · 08-10-2011, 06:43 PM

LOL haha funny responses. Thanks fellas. Lol

335bimmerguy · 08-10-2011, 08:32 PM

Step 1: Ask to borrow her car to do some running. Go straight to his apartment.
Step 2: Kick his @ss
Step 3: Leave and run the f@cking Sh!t out of it. Dont stop until you hear some very very bad noises or flashing lights
Step 4: Use your only call from the cop shop to call terry for the jb4
Step 5: Enjoy a awesome running car
Step 6: When you get bored, refer to step 2.
Step 7: Paste her nudy pics all over the internet!

Step 8: Get a hotter broad with a BMW!!!!

TT3 iN NyC · 08-10-2011, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 335bimmerguy

Step 1: Ask to borrow her car to do some running. Go straight to his apartment.
Step 2: Kick his @ss
Step 3: Leave and run the f@cking Sh!t out of it. Dont stop until you hear some very very bad noises or flashing lights
Step 4: Use your only call from the cop shop to call terry for the jb4
Step 5: Enjoy a awesome running car
Step 6: When you get bored, refer to step 2.
Step 7: Paste her nudy pics all over the internet!

Step 8: Get a hotter broad with a BMW!!!!

TT3 iN NyC · 08-10-2011, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedges

Pics of your wife naked so we can decide which tune is appropriate?

I see what you're doing here. Lol

theriz · 08-10-2011, 10:12 PM

omfg this thread is epic win!

and JB4.

i agree with Hedges.

woot335woot · 08-10-2011, 11:43 PM

Best. Thread. Evar!

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335bimmerguy New Member 0 Rep 9 Posts Drives: Too Many Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: St. Louis iTrader: (0)	Step 1: Ask to borrow her car to do some running. Go straight to his apartment. Step 2: Kick his @ss Step 3: Leave and run the f@cking Sh!t out of it. Dont stop until you hear some very very bad noises or flashing lights Step 4: Use your only call from the cop shop to call terry for the jb4 Step 5: Enjoy a awesome running car Step 6: When you get bored, refer to step 2. Step 7: Paste her nudy pics all over the internet! Step 8: Get a hotter broad with a BMW!!!! Last edited by 335bimmerguy; 08-10-2011 at 08:33 PM.. Reason: Type-o
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