Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

///M Power-Belgium · 11-07-2015, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPrena

LOL. Fallout 4 came out yesterday, and I thought it would be funny to post that avatar with a goat riding.

Sounds good ..
And I was thinking about you here in # 2276 =>

http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...5#post18871855

Axius · 11-07-2015, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Is that gonna be something you tell your grandson about one day?
"Ah yes, back in the day, I was around for the Fappening..."

My grandkids are going to be mortified, and I'll leave it at that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Do girls like it called a cooter? It sounds funny to me but I use it.

Nope. "Vagina". "Pussy" is acceptable during intercourse depending who you ask. Twat will always be an insult no matter who you are, same with the cunts.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Was just on Google for Gomez ...Tits and ass everywhere .
But saw other chicks looking better and hotter .

There is always going to be better or hotter in one way or another, Phillipe. Who are we to objectify a woman that is beautiful in her own way? That's not me Phil. I love all women equally, because all (in my own shallow subjective way) are beautiful.

1MOREMOD · 11-07-2015, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axius

Nope. "Vagina". "Pussy" is acceptable during intercourse depending who you ask. Twat will always be an insult no matter who you are, same with the cunts.

Not true during sex, snatch, cunt, or any other thing is allowed and encouraged. That's the time mot to be polite about it or funny like cooter

Axius · 11-07-2015, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Not true during sex, snatch, cunt, or any other thing is allowed and encouraged. That's the time mot to be polite about it or funny like cooter

Lemme put this here willie nillie right up in yer poop chute, charol.

1MOREMOD · 11-07-2015, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axius

Lemme put this here willie nillie right up in yer poop chute, charol.

That's not right and won't get results. You say I'm gonna fuck your ass now and let er rip.

Lups · 11-07-2015, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Not true during sex, snatch, cunt, or any other thing is allowed and encouraged. That's the time mot to be polite about it or funny like cooter

I'd probably break a couple of fingers for any of those you mentioned, and I'm a nice pacifist.

Axius · 11-07-2015, 08:03 PM

See, I speak the language of love. That's why I get all the girls online.

Lups · 11-07-2015, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axius

See, I speak the language of love. That's why I get all the girls online.

There are no women online.

1MOREMOD · 11-07-2015, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

I'd probably break a couple of fingers for any of those you mentioned, and I'm a nice pacifist.

I'm not talking pick up line I'm talking during sex with your regular girl. Dirty is good then. I wouldn't talk about my moderately sized wing Wang gently caressing your nether regions? My hammer of war will pound your snatch?

Axius · 11-07-2015, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

There are no women online.

Wait. What?

bimmette · 11-07-2015, 08:08 PM

Ok I literally had to check which thread I was in.

Back on topic, can we just all agree on buying a huge quantity of goats with our donations? Does anyone object to this????

///M Power-Belgium · 11-07-2015, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

There are no women online.

C5 ?

Lups · 11-07-2015, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok I literally had to check which thread I was in.

Back on topic, can we just all agree on buying a huge quantity of goats with our donations? Does anyone object to this????

Goats would suit us well, we all like hairy beasts and they are adorable unlike most animals.

1 vote for goats, if anyone can come up with a better organization than what ive used, please share your knowledge.

///M Power-Belgium · 11-07-2015, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I'm not talking pick up line I'm talking during sex with your regular girl. Dirty is good then. I wouldn't talk about my moderately sized wing Wang gently caressing your nether regions? My hammer of war will pound your snatch?

Your hammer of war bro ,wow I think your stuff is really heavy .

Axius · 11-07-2015, 08:15 PM

Goats Goats Goats Goats Goats!

Lups · 11-07-2015, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I'm not talking pick up line I'm talking during sex with your regular girl. Dirty is good then. I wouldn't talk about my moderately sized wing Wang gently caressing your nether regions? My hammer of war will pound your snatch?

Well snatch would still buy you a fast trip to the ER. Depending how good the guy is in bed, I might be persuaded to give him the ride.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

C5 ?

Women, C5 is a lady.

Axius · 11-07-2015, 08:24 PM

C5 is a cold bitch that stomped on my heart.

1MOREMOD · 11-07-2015, 08:25 PM

Snatch is least of your worries. What about the slapping, hitting, biting, choking, videotaping that's going on? It's not supposed to be boring. To keep on topic goats can be involved also.

///M Power-Belgium · 11-07-2015, 08:29 PM

Lups · 11-07-2015, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Snatch is least of your worries. What about the slapping, hitting, biting, choking, videotaping that's going on? It's not supposed to be boring. To keep on topic goats can be involved also.

Yeah but that's all normal! One wrong word and the mood for slapping is gone and back to the internet to discuss goats we come.

///M Power-Belgium · 11-07-2015, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

Women, C5 is a lady.

So....

She is shooting with a sniper FN ?
She's running 20 miles ?
She drives a tuned ///M6 with Turner motorsports exhaust with + 650 HP ?
She has a red Corvette as weekend toy ?
Saw in other thread she was buying a man's watch ?

Is it just me or... ?
Because I'll never get this situation...

Axius · 11-07-2015, 08:48 PM

C5 IS A WOMAN, WHAT IS NOT TO UNDERSTAND?

How do we say this in Beligianish?

C5 Ist Und Vumen.

11-07-2015, 08:03 PM	#183
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	See, I speak the language of love. That's why I get all the girls online.
	Appreciate 2 Quote

11-07-2015, 08:08 PM	#187
bimmette YouTube.com/TvTara 6436 Rep 4,714 Posts Drives: like I stole it! (11 m3 E93) Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Vancouver iTrader: (0)	Ok I literally had to check which thread I was in. Back on topic, can we just all agree on buying a huge quantity of goats with our donations? Does anyone object to this???? __________________ Watch my DIY mods at: YouTube/TvTara Follow me on Instagram at: TvTara1
	Appreciate 3 Quote

11-07-2015, 08:15 PM	#191
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Goats Goats Goats Goats Goats!
	Appreciate 1 Quote

11-07-2015, 08:24 PM	#193
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	C5 is a cold bitch that stomped on my heart.
	Appreciate 1 Quote

11-07-2015, 08:25 PM	#194
1MOREMOD - 11820 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Snatch is least of your worries. What about the slapping, hitting, biting, choking, videotaping that's going on? It's not supposed to be boring. To keep on topic goats can be involved also.
	Appreciate 1 Quote

11-07-2015, 08:29 PM	#195
///M Power-Belgium General 71061 Rep 26,707 Posts Drives: ///M3-E92-DCT Silverstone II Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Belgium iTrader: (0)	__________________ "MAX VERSTAPPEN" IS THE 2021+2022+2023+2024 F1 WORLD CHAMPION - #UnLeashTheLion - BPM DEV-Tune & DCT Software-Tune & Servotronic & coding ///Alpine HID Angeleyes ///Oem.exhaust mod.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

11-07-2015, 08:48 PM	#198
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	C5 IS A WOMAN, WHAT IS NOT TO UNDERSTAND? How do we say this in Beligianish? C5 Ist Und Vumen.
	Appreciate 1 Quote